Every year, an exclusive club made entirely of people named Ian gathers for its annual meeting. This year, one of the Ians is murdered. Distrusting the police, the club hires Laura to investigate instead. But as more Ians begin turning up dead, Laura finds herself trapped in a bizarre world of club politics, identical suspects, and a single rule the Ians can’t seem to follow: no Ian is supposed to kill another Ian.

The annual Teflon Individual competition returns with a series of bizarre challenges, including comforting a crying orphan while baking a berry pie and swimming around the island in a dinosaur costume. But the event takes a dark turn when one of the judges dies during the pie-tasting round. Laura gets hired for her first-ever death investigation, very excited, and pulls reporter Richard Masheder into the unfolding chaos as she tries to make sense of what happened to Henrietta Pembroke.

The grand opening of finger painter Jan Van Doodle’s latest exhibition descends into chaos when the centerpiece painting vanishes. Ignoring Sgt. Henry’s orders to stay out of the case, Laura gathers the key witnesses at Neptune Café with the promise of free coffee and launches her own investigation. As the mystery unravels, Laura resorts to an unconventional—and undeniably immoral—plan to catch the culprit.

When Neptune Café’s regular customer — and medium — Pandora Lu Huxley goes missing, barista and aspiring private detective Laura Smith decides to investigate. At Pandora’s house, she discovers a bizarre drawing that may depict teeth. Following a trail of strange clues with no clear method, she eventually finds Pandora — but what she uncovers is far more dangerous than expected.