Episodes

  • 139. Who Should We Date?

    139. Who Should We Date?
    Sep 24 2026
    On this weeks episode, we talk about both being single and who we should date. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Who should we date? 2:42 Who should Matteo date? 8:27 Who should Nick date? 17:05 Who do you want to date? 25:30 Making Matteo's Dating Profile 37:46 Setting a New Dating Goal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • 138. Matteo & Nick VS The Outdoors

    138. Matteo & Nick VS The Outdoors
    Sep 17 2026
    On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 Nick NY Show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-2000334993814 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:33 Nick's first time camping 1:26 Has Matteo been camping? 3:42 Get us on The Amazing Race 4:14 Who would last longer camping? 12:12 How long can you go without a shower? 13:08 Nick's Survival Guide 14:25 Bugs 16:19 No cell service 17:05 Do you know how to start a fire? 18:30 S'mores 18:43 Nick doesn't like things on his fingers, but he'll survive six months in a forest with his ragtag group of things he can't use 21:44 Where does tree sap come from? 23:21 What are you wearing in the wilderness? 25:05 Who survives longer? 37:22 Nick watches Alien Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    43 mins
  • 137. Are You The Favorite Child?

    137. Are You The Favorite Child?
    Sep 10 2026
    On todays episode we have Jared Freid on! We talk about if we are the favorite child, getting called overweight by your dad and wearing speedos. Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://www.Quince.com/INLY Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. That’s http://Quince.com/INLY Check out Jared: https://www.instagram.com/jaredfreid/?hl=en 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:17 What Part of Your Family Are We? 0:31 Nick's New Blouse? 2:53 Moms on Facebook! 3:46 How Old Is Nick? 5:03 Jane Lynch 5:40 How Jane Lynch Got Started 5:55 Improv Classes 7:24 Moving to Florida 7:43 My Dad Asked Me How Much I Weighed 12:01 How Matteo & Jared Met 13:13 Did Nick Sound Straight? 14:12 Who Would Be the Most Straight at the Bar? 16:21 Nick and Jared Go to a Bar 19:57 Do Your Parents Prefer Your Brother Over You? 21:56 Fighting Over Beach Chairs 23:34 Wearing Speedos 27:59 Are You Dating Right Now? 30:16 Writing a Dating Book 33:44 Quitting Drinking 35:45 Rapid Fire Questions 39:02 Nick Watches Saw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • 136. What Sports are Gay?

    136. What Sports are Gay?
    Sep 3 2026
    Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY! If you’re ready to stop talking yourself out of finding care and making progress, then head to rula.com That’s https://rula.com and take the first step. #ad #sponsor 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 9pm show:https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:04 Playing Sports growing up 4:07 Volleyball 6:07 Roller Hockey 6:41 Football 6:54 Baseball 7:15 Softball 7:46 Basketball 8:39 Soccer 9:21 Lacrosse 9:53 Diving? 10:36 Swimming 11:30 Synchronized Swimming 13:24 Figure Skating 13:31 Gymnastics 14:51 Boxing 14:57 Wrestling 15:01 Cycling 15:48 Equestrian 16:24 Fencing 17:03 F1 17:07 Golf 17:49 MMA 18:10 Rowing 18:50 Archery 19:07 Sailing 19:26 Skateboarding 19:53 Surfing 20:00 Table Tennis 20:20 Tennis 21:01 Dodgeball 21:23 Waterpolo 21:41 Rugby 22:12 Weightlifting 22:34 Cheerleading 22:44 If we could be amazing at one sport? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    25 mins
  • 135. Parodies with Grace Reiter

    135. Parodies with Grace Reiter
    Aug 27 2026
    On todays episode we have Grace Reiter on! We talk about the sucsess of her hunger games remake, remaking twilight, and we try to do some improv together. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Follow Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracereiter1/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Welcome Grace to the Show! 0:26 We Love You 1:46 The Odyssey Remake 2:46 French & Saunders 5:12 Being Funny With Friends 5:19 Funny at Matteo 6:39 Improv on the Titanic 10:45 Filming The Hunger Games Spoof 12:31 Fan Edits 13:53 The Plan to Make Twilight 14:35 Do You Love or Hate These Movies? 15:46 Have Any Actors From the Movie Seen It? 16:54 Twilight 21:27 Who Are You Playing in Twilight 22:12 What's After Twilight? 28:57 Are You Worried People Will Copy You? 29:34 Cast of Twilight Film 30:40 New Netflix Show 31:51 How Long to Film Twilight 33:46 Grace on Broadway? 36:36 What Can You Tell Us About the Netflix Show? 37:43 We Do Improv 39:01 Grace/Nick Poker Night Improv 41:14 Grace/Matteo Improv 44:58 Matteo/Nick Bike Shop Improv 48:32 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions 56:48 The Midwest Avengers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared?

    134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared?
    Aug 20 2026
    Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬ F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Voicemails Episode 0:09 Our New Sign! 3:37 What was your past life? 10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist 14:35 Trixie or Katya 16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli 19:10 Really Long Fart Call 20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's 23:17 Nick calls in 24:45 Nick's ancestry 27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn 35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick 37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • 133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez

    133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez
    Aug 13 2026
    Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly Check out Roz: https://www.instagram.com/rozhernandez/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?5:45 Being on a Ghost Show8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost13:34 Roz's New Book21:05 Gay Camp27:33 Talking to People Across the Country30:58 Gay Cruises31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • 132. Who is More Straight?

    132. Who is More Straight?
    Aug 6 2026
    On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won? Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY #rulapod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    31 mins