Reservoir Dogs (1992) – Rewritten From The Title

What if Reservoir Dogs wasn’t a razor-sharp crime thriller… but a heartwarming (and somehow deeply unsettling) live-action Disney-style adventure about an 11-year-old runaway who becomes leader of a colour-coded dog commune in an abandoned quarry?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club, Rob attempts to rewrite Reservoir Dogs having never seen it — armed only with the title, vague cover-art memories, and Kev’s increasingly chaotic “help”.

Expect:

• Talking dogs voiced by Vinnie Jones
• A Robinson Crusoe-style dog village in a quarry (reservoir-ish… don’t ask)
• Bullies, redemption, and one very un-Disney ear incident
• A Tarantino vibe, but accidentally (and with more poodles)

After Rob locks in his completely fabricated plot, Kev scores the chaos for coherence, entertainment and originality.

Was it genius? Or has he completely lost the plot?

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Good Will Hunting (1997) – Rewritten From The Title

What if Good Will Hunting wasn’t a beloved Boston drama… but a moral-thriller about a scholarship built on “moral fibre”, a small-town library archive, and the most suspicious property developer in cinematic history?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club, Rob attempts to rewrite Good Will Hunting having never seen it - armed only with the title and a few dangerously helpful nudges from Kev.

Expect:

• A scholarship based on integrity (Harvard, please don’t fact-check this)
• A dusty library archive discovery
• A love interest called Grace (yes, “Will & Grace” happened)
• A newspaper clipping that solves a crime in the background
• And a mirror Sharpie scene that absolutely screams “serious cinema”

After Rob locks in his completely fabricated plot, Kev scores the chaos for coherence, entertainment and originality.

Was it genius? Or has he completely lost the plot?

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Get in touch

Got a film we have to re-write? Think we’ve completely lost the plot?

🎬 Film suggestions & score debates → kev@nocontextcinemaclub.com

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Face/Off (1997) – Rewritten From The Title

What if Face/Off wasn’t a 90s action classic… but a redemption story about a disgraced ice hockey coach starting over in the Arizona desert?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club, Rob attempts to rewrite Face/Off having never seen it - armed only with the title and a few dangerously vague clues from Kev.

Expect:

• Witness protection
• Middle-school ice hockey
• A morally questionable redemption arc
• And an ending nobody asked for

After Rob locks in his completely fabricated plot, Kev reveals the truth about the real Face/Off… and scores the chaos for coherence, entertainment and originality.

Was it genius? Or has he completely lost the plot?

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Got a film we have to re-write? Think we’ve completely lost the plot?

🎬 Film suggestions & score debates → kev@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🎟️ Quizzes & made-up movie rights → rob@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🍿 Feedback & episode questions → show@nocontextcinemaclub.com