Travis and Darren preview LAFC’s road match vs FC Dallas and Travis' new life as a Person With A Shaved Head. Then: despair. LAFC’s thin roster gets worse with Aaron Long suspended and multiple players away on international duty (including Denis Bouanga, Jacob Shaffelburg, and Son Heung-min). We attempt to build a makeshift starting XI, discuss the tightest of Tight Tables, and the deadliest of Texas Curses.

00:00 Painful Week Cold Open

00:28 Podcast Intro and Match Preview

01:26 Listener Banter Bald Reveal

02:28 Haircut Story and Regrets

04:32 Good Luck Bet and Slam Poetry

08:22 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

09:55 Storylines Segment Begins

10:56 Roster Crisis International Break

12:35 Building the Back Line

14:45 Midfield Puzzle and Absences

16:27 Raposo Debate and Front Line

17:20 Lineup Chaos Without Stars

19:16 Ebobisse Debate And One Strike Rule

21:04 Tight Table Playoff Math

25:35 Texas Curse And Dallas Six Pointer

27:51 Gloomy Match Outlook And Injury Fears

31:34 MLS Minute Weekend Roundup

35:16 Bet It And Forget It Predictions

38:45 Wrap Up And Support The Pod

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