• Episode 266: Poch Picks the Kids
    Sep 24 2026

    In Episode 266: "Poch Picks the Kids" of the "Insert Name" FC Podcast, Hector Flores dives headfirst into the USMNT’s new youth wave led by Mauricio Pochettino. From fresh, uncapped faces to the drama around dual nationals like Noah Kai Banks and the Diego Luna saga, Hector delivers classic banter on hype, heartbreak, and who just might be the next USMNT star—or meme. Expect fiery takes on fan loyalty, why friendlies matter more than you think, and the honest messiness of building for 2030. Add in Players of the Week, chaotic international fixtures to watch, and a hilarious detour into The Office when the soccer talk goes sideways, and you’ve got an episode made for every level of soccer fan—especially those who love a little “dumb fan” chaos with their footy.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly
    Oct 1 2026

    In Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly, Hector Flores teams up with special guest Nik Gable from Belly Up Sports for a hilarious, no-holds-barred breakdown of this week’s biggest soccer scandals. Nik dishes out clever takes on Todd Boehly’s chaotic Chelsea exit, Real Madrid’s legendary whining over refs, and the Premier League earthquake: Manchester City’s 115 Financial Fair Play violations. Between USMNT youth talk, transfer market madness, and what random (non-soccer) skill Hector wishes he had, the banter never stops. Packed with sharp humor and that true “dumb fan” perspective, this episode has all the storytelling, jokes, and jaw-drops the global game deserves. If you want bold takes and real talk about billionaires behaving badly, you’re in the right place.

    Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 269(Nice): USMNT Grows Up, Ronaldo Acts Out
    Oct 15 2026

    In Episode 269 (Nice): "USMNT Grows Up, Ronaldo Acts Out," Hector Flores and Jose Tellez (Golz TV) bring the laughs and real talk as they grade the USMNT’s new teen takeover, spotlight the friendlies’ breakout stars, and hilariously roast questionable call-ups. The guys dig into dual-national fan woes, why it’s fine to root for two teams, and what it means when the kids outshine Captain America. Plus: Ronaldo’s latest off-field drama gets the full telenovela treatment—with Messi comparisons, epic banter, and no punches pulled. Add Players of the Week, global games to watch, and funny friendship rules, and you’ve got an episode bursting with accessible, clever soccer talk for every fan level.

    Catch it on all podcast platforms, Belly Up Sports YouTube, and on socials @InsertNameFC—come for the soccer, stay for the chaos!

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 268: Cue the Ronaldo Drama
    Oct 8 2026

    In Episode 268: Cue the Ronaldo Drama, Hector Flores and Edward Robles deliver a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest look at the week in soccer from a fan’s point of view. The show opens with Santi Giménez missing sitters for Mexico, as the guys debate whether to panic or cut him some slack—and Hector riffs on the eternal struggle of defending his guy. The USMNT’s 3-0 win over Mexico gets the spotlight, with the hosts breaking down the young American talent and questioning if double international breaks are just overkill.

    It’s story time too: from El Salvador’s epic implosion (plus dream “Mean Machine” prison teams) to confessions about accidentally scoring goals, no down-to-earth topic is off-limits. The hosts dig into Tyler Adams officially being named USMNT captain, discuss who really deserves the armband, and swap takes on why Pulisic shouldn’t touch it again.

    On the global scene, FIFA and UEFA’s corporate beef gets roasted, Infantino gets clowned, and high ticket prices come under fire. The drama peaks as they unpack Cristiano Ronaldo’s controversial Portugal walkout—was it legendary, or just plain petty? The show wraps up with Players of the Week picks, a rundown of the weekend’s must-watch matches, and a hilarious segment where both admit to soccer beliefs their younger selves would roast them for. Expect sharp banter, storytelling, and takes that every soccer fan—new or old—can relate to. Stream now on all platforms and Belly Up Sports YouTube.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Episode 270: Hair Pulls & Hot Takes
    Oct 22 2026

    In Episode 270: Hair Pulls & Hot Takes, Hector Flores and Edward unleash pure football fan chaos—from Manchester United’s dumpster fire transfer window to Landon Donovan catching serious heat from Eddie Johnson on Instagram. The hosts roast United’s “still Manchester United” delusions, dissect what’s broken in their front office, and debate the most cursed captain’s armband in the Premier League. Then it’s fireworks as Eddie Johnson claps back hard at Donovan for his youth soccer “expertise,” and the guys question whether U.S. soccer will ever overcome its fear of letting young ballers shine. Plus, Players of the Week, can’t-miss games (El Clásico drama alert), and an epic rant on Vinícius Júnior’s hair-pulling meltdown. It’s raw banter, hilarious rants, and a totally unfiltered look at the week’s biggest footy storylines—from the “dumb fan” angle that makes global soccer feel like your own group chat.

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • Episode 259: Tapas and Trophies
    Jul 23 2026

    In this episode of the "Insert Name FC Podcast," Hector Flores and guest Kelcey Coyne(High Low Sports) take you on a wild recap ride through the 2026 World Cup. They unpack the drama-packed group stages (Turkey, you okay?), roast VAR’s constant chaos, and highlight the relentless global whining—about everything from time zones to ticket prices. The duo breaks down the performances and futures of co-hosts USA, Mexico, and Canada, sharing honest (and hilarious) takes on coaching, goalkeeping issues, and why North American teams need to care more about every competition. Dive into stories of international fan culture, joy, and unity—plus, the most American halftime show of all time (looking at you, Madonna and Muppets). With World Cup finale dissection, Ballon d’Or debates, and spicy soccer hot takes, this is pure banter-filled footy therapy for fans sick of bad punditry and tired tropes. Available wherever you get your soccer fix!

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    2 hrs and 28 mins
  • Episode 260: New Season, Who Dis?
    Aug 13 2026

    In Episode 260: New Season, Who Dis?, Hector Flores and Edward kick off the new year of the Insert Name FC Podcast by flipping the script on their classic league previews—jamming all the Power 5 chaos into one wild ride. The duo roast their own European league rankings (brace for spicy Premier League takes), spotlight the return of nostalgic clubs like Deportivo, Schalke, and Coventry, and debate which promoted sides are worth your “career mode.” Expect a hall-of-fame rant session on managerial merry-go-rounds, major transfers, and why Serie A just… stinks now.

    Plus, special guest Honda from Golz TV joins Hector to break down Mexico’s unexpected World Cup run, Rafa Márquez’s arrival as El Tri boss, and Liga MX’s ever-elusive approach to promotion-relegation. You’ll get dark horse picks, players to watch, and even which losses still scar the guys as fans. Banter-heavy, brutally honest, and packed with the “dumb fan” perspective you crave. Available everywhere you listen.

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    2 hrs and 43 mins
  • Episode 261: Big Moves, Bigger Opinions
    Aug 20 2026

    In Episode 261: Big Moves, Bigger Opinions, Hector Flores is joined by Kelcey Coyne for a no-holds-barred kickoff to the new footy season. The duo serve up banter-heavy takes on the wildest transfer rumors, from Arsenal fans dreaming about Vinícius Júnior to Atlético’s new defensive muscle and Barcelona’s ongoing #9 drought. They break down Xavi’s move to coach the Netherlands, laugh about Jeff Bezos jumping into Liverpool ownership, and, powered by Kelcey Coyne’s signature humor, rip into the tired “you don’t know ball” crowd. This one’s packed with sharp opinions, transfer drama, and the kind of relatable soccer talk every fan craves. Hit play for laughs, rants, and the truth about what’s really happening in the world of football!

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    1 hr and 23 mins