Episodes

  • The Boy Who Lived | Philosopher's Stone Ch. 1 | Inside Quotes Book Club
    Oct 1 2026

    Welcome to the very first episode of the Inside Quotes Book Club!

    We're starting where it all began with Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, reading through the book chapter by chapter as we get ready for the upcoming TV series.

    In this episode, we're talking all about Chapter 1: The Boy Who Lived. We revisit the Dursleys, Dumbledore and McGonagall's late-night meeting, Hagrid's motorcycle delivery, and all the little details we forgot from the book. We also compare some of the moments to the movies and talk about what we're hoping the new series will finally bring to the screen.

    Plus, we kick off a brand-new tradition: Anything Off the Trolley Dears?, where we spin the wheel of wizarding candies and discover that some flavors are significantly worse than others.

    Whether you've read the books a dozen times, only know Harry Potter from the movies, or you're reading along with us for the first time, come hang out and join the conversation.

    Next up: Chapter 2, The Vanishing Glass.

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    53 mins
  • 155. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
    Sep 29 2026

    Avast, mateys! We're finally tackling Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, and this time we brought in someone who actually worked on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

    Kyle Forsyth joins us to take us behind the scenes of one of Disney's most iconic attractions, from how the ride actually operates to what it's like working backstage at Disneyland. He shares some seriously wild ride secrets, including how Cast Members can see you in the dark, how ride operators rotate through different positions, what it was like working on Galaxy's Edge, and why Pirates is one of the best places to work at Disneyland.

    We break down Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, Elizabeth Swann, the Black Pearl, the iconic score, the movie's incredible sets and locations, and why Curse of the Black Pearl somehow managed to turn a Disney theme park attraction into a genuinely great blockbuster. We also put it through the IQ Test to find out whether it earns its place as a Staple, Stapleist, or Quack.

    Plus: Gary Sinise's eyeliner, the world's most confusing Jack Sparrow impression, Kyle's ongoing war against Jar Jar Binks, and a whole lot of pirate nonsense.

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    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • 154. Mission to Mars (2000)
    Sep 22 2026

    T-minus zero seconds... we're going to Mars! 🚀

    This week on Inside Quotes, we're taking on Mission to Mars (2000), the giant-budget Disney space movie that neither of us got to experience a kids. Jonathan wanted to see it after seeing the trailer and spotting Gary Sinise, but Mom checked the movie on ScreenIt and said NOPE. Twenty-six years later, we finally found out what she was protecting us from.

    We're also digging into the bizarre history of the Mission to Mars Disney attraction, figuring out how a theme park simulator became a feature film, and trying to understand why Disney made a movie about a ride that had already closed years earlier.

    Welcome to Inside Quotes, where we rewatch, review, and relive the staples of our childhood... even when we probably shouldn't.

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 153. Tomorrowland (2015)
    Sep 15 2026

    Its a Bright Big beautiful Tomorrow this week on Inside Quotes, we're heading to the future with Disney's Tomorrowland (2015)! We talk about the history of Tomorrowland, the World's Fair, Disney Parks, and Brad Bird before putting the movie through the IQ Test.

    Does this futuristic adventure have what it takes to be a Staple, or is it destined to become a Quack? Quack quack!

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 152. Jungle Cruise (2021)
    Sep 9 2026

    This week on Inside Quotes, we’re setting sail with Disney’s Jungle Cruise! We talk about the movie inspired by one of Disney’s classic theme park attractions, compare the film to the ride, and hear all about Jonathan’s recent trip to Disney.

    But that’s not all. We’re also making our picks for the Fall Box Office Fantasy League and deciding whether Jungle Cruise has what it takes to pass the IQ Test.

    Is Jungle Cruise a worthy Disney adventure, or should this one stay on the river? Let’s find out!

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • 151. The Country Bears (2002)
    Sep 1 2026

    This week on Inside Quotes, we’re talking about one of our all-time favorite childhood movies, The Country Bears! We’re taking a trip down memory lane with road trips to our uncle’s house, Cracker Barrel stops, junk food cereal, country music, and a movie that was practically on repeat in our house alongside its beloved soundtrack CD. We also talk about sharing the movie with our wives, the incredible soundtrack, the American road trip, and even Jonathan’s recent visit to the real Country Bear Jamboree at Walt Disney World. Then we dive into the movie’s strange history, its connection to the Disney attraction, some wild celebrity cameos, and a LOT of our favorite quotes before putting The Country Bears to the Inside Quotes IQ Test to see if this childhood favorite still holds up 24 years later!

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • 150. Beauty and the Beast (1991)
    Aug 26 2026

    Episode 150 is here! And we're celebrating with a very special guest: Jonathan's wife, Kelsey Jones!

    This week, we're heading back to one of Disney's most beloved animated classics, Beauty and the Beast! We put the 1991 animated film to the IQ Test to see if this tale as old as time is truly a STAPLE... or if it's actually a QUACK.

    But that's not all! We recently had the incredible opportunity to attend a special screening of the film with director Gary Trousdale, who gave us some fascinating behind-the-scenes insight into the making of Beauty and the Beast. And yes, we even got to meet him and ask him some questions!

    So grab your teacups, avoid the West Wing, and join us for our 150th episode of Inside Quotes!

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • 149. Mary Poppins (1964)
    Aug 11 2026

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! This week on Inside Quotes, we’re taking a trip to 17 Cherry Tree Lane to revisit Disney’s Mary Poppins! We discuss the classic 1964 film, its unforgettable songs, characters, and whether the magic still holds up today. But this episode is a little more personal, because Jeremy recently took the stage as George Banks in a community theatre production of Mary Poppins! So we’re also diving into the stage musical, comparing it to the movie, and talking about what it was like to bring one of Disney’s most iconic dads to life. Practically perfect in every way? We’ll see about that.

    IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:

    0-6 Points = A Quack

    7-9 Points = A Staple

    10+ Points = Stapliest

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    1 hr and 44 mins