Episodes

  • Episode 9: The King Who Was So Bad At Sex It Sparked A Revolution
    Oct 7 2026

    Brad Allen and Chris Hawes discuss the fateful marriage of Marie Antoinette and Kind Louis XVI of France, including:

    • Trying to consummate a marriage with your dad and the Archbishop of Reims in the room
    • How the Holy Roman Emperor came to Paris to deliver a sex ed talk
    • How failing to consummate the marriage ultimately led to the French Revolution and their beheading
    • Whether Marie Antoinette really said "let them eat cake"
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    30 mins
  • Episode 8: Looksmaxxing Through The Ages
    Sep 27 2026

    Brad Allen and Olly Hume are joined by the Chris the Herald to discussing looksmaxxing through the history, including:

    • Tiny feet in China
    • Consumptive chic in Victorian England
    • Poisoning your eye muscles in Renaissance Italy
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    35 mins
  • Episode 7: Trial By Ordeal: Innocent Until Proven Burned
    Sep 8 2026

    Brad Allen and Olly Hume take a listener gripe about jury duty and use it as a launchpad into the grimly entertaining history of trial by ordeal.

    They cover how medieval courts decided guilt with fire, water, holy dirt, and combat, including:

    • Why the practice was smarter than it looked
    • The brutal punishment for failing a trail by ordeal
    • How juries replaced these trials

    All to remind you: It Could Be Worse

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    27 mins
  • Episode 6: Life On Japan's Death Railway
    Aug 30 2026

    🚂The Brutal Life of a Japanese WW2 Prisoner 🚂

    Brad Allen and Olly Hume dig into the astonishing story of Alistair Urquhart who was captured and put to work on the infamous 'Death Railway', including:

    * Working from dusk until dawn on one small bowl of rotten rice
    * Being torpedoed by an American Submarine
    * Watching Nagasaki get hit by a nuclear bomb

    And much, much more...

    All in an attempt to remind you... It Could Be Worse.

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    32 mins
  • Episode 5: Burning Nuns And Almost Conquering England: The Vikings
    Aug 25 2026

    Brad Allen and Olly Hume dig into the Vikings in the 9th century, including

    • How close England came to falling to the Danes
    • The brutal origin of the phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face"
    • The Viking ritual of dueling inside hazel branches
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    29 mins
  • Episode 4: The GREATEST Survival Story Ever—Shackleton in Antarctica
    Aug 16 2026

    Brad and Olly discuss Sir Ernest Shackleton and his unbelievable fight for survival in the Antarctic, including:

    • How Shackleton became trapped in the ice in Antarctica
    • Why Shackleton's men deemed him the greatest leader of all time
    • Why men marooned on the ice for were actually happy

    All to remind you..... it could be worse!!

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    40 mins
  • Episode 3: How Ancient Sparta Inspired Hitler
    Aug 9 2026

    Brad Allen and Olly Hume discuss life in ancient Sparta, including:

    • Life in the Agoge where all Spartan boys were trained from the age of 7
    • Why Spartan men were shamed with a dead mouse
    • Why Hitler admired Spartan society
    • And much, much more

    All in an attempt to remind you... It Could Be Worse.

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    33 mins
  • Episode 2: Selling Your Six Year Old: Life In A Scottish Coalmine
    Aug 2 2026

    ⛏️Life In An 18th Century Coal Mine ⛏️

    Brad and Olly dig into life as a worker in an 18th century Scottish coal mine.

    And spoiler alert... it was NOT a good time.

    The boys hit:

    • Waking at 2am for 15 hour shifts
    • Why Scottish miners were essentially slaves until 1799
    • A brutal punishment where miners are forced to walk in a circle for 15 hours
    • And much, much more.

    All in an attempt to remind you... It Could Be Worse.

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    20 mins