Episodes

  • The Secret Circle E03-04: "Loner" & "Heather"
    Feb 27 2026

    Your hosts continue with The Secret Circle! This week, Sandile and Fadzai cover:


    Episode 3, "Loner": Just as the kids find themselves individually powerless, along comes a lone man, knowledgeable, upset and aiming to end their witchcraft by killing one of them, and he doesn't care who.


    Episode 4, "Heather": Finding her late mother's best friend magically locked in a catatonic state, Cassie enlists help from another witch to break it, only to find there was a good reason for it.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of murder and racism.


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    58 mins
  • The Secret Circle E01-02: "Pilot" & "Bound"
    Feb 20 2026

    Your hosts kick off their rewatch of The Secret Circle! This week, Sandile and Fadzai cover:


    Episode 1, "Pilot": The death of Cassie's mom (no accident) forces teenage Cass to move in with her grandmother, where young witches await her to complete their coven and unlock their full power.


    Episode 2, "Bound": There's peer and other pressure aplenty to get Cassie to bind the Circle, all except from Faye who doesn't favor the idea of her reckless whims being controlled. Grandpa Henry pays a call to investigate a complaint of misused magic.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of arson, murder, and racism.


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    44 mins
  • Mid Season - The Secret Circle (intro)
    Feb 13 2026

    It's the first MID SEASON, where Sandile and Fadzai do an episodic rewatch of a cancelled one-season show in the genre of supernatural drama series! Take a detour to Chance Harbour as they revisit "The Secret Circle", a CW hopeful from the creators of "The Vampire Diaries" that didn't quite stick the landing.


    Join your hosts for this brief introduction before jumping into the first official episode!


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    12 mins
  • S1 Special: The Va(mp)riety Hour
    Jan 30 2026

    In this S1 special of It Was an Animal Attack, Sandile and Fadzai present the Vampriety Hour! An hour (or two) of fun, games, laughter, and unserious musings themed around The Vampire Diaries and the end of the podcast's first season.


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:16 - Segment #1: The Progressively Harder Vampire Diaries Quiz

    00:24:43 - Segment #2: Game of Quotes

    00:38:30 - Segment #3: Vampire Diaries Trivia Bunker Quiz

    00:46:45 - Segment #4: The Vampire Diaries Cast as D&D Characters

    01:18:40 - Segment #5: Tier Ranking Almost Every Important TVD Character

    01:58:00 - Outro


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    2 hrs
  • S1 Special: TVD x Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    Jan 16 2026

    In this S1 special of It Was an Animal Attack, Fadzai and Sandile put two generational giants of the genre in the ring - The Vampire Diaries and Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Character archetypes, genre tropes, story inspiration and influences (and sometimes, direct rip-offs), along with the usual episode nonsense.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of gratuitous violence, homophobia, murder, racism, religious fanaticism, sexual assault, and slavery.


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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • S1 Special: The Animal Attack Awards
    Jan 2 2026

    In this S1 special of It Was an Animal Attack, Sandile and Fadzai present the inaugural Animal Attack Awards! A celebration of the conclusion of the podcast's first season, and a joyous farewell to The Vampire Diaries, marking its many memorable characters and moments.


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of conversion therapy, familial abandonment, gratuitous violence, homophobia, murder, racism, religious fanaticism, sexual assault, and slavery.


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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • SPIN-OFF: X-Men Evolution, The Little Mermaid, Vampire Disney Movies
    Dec 5 2025

    Spin-off! Your hosts talk Storm in X-Men: Evolution and various other adaptations of the X-Men comics, The Little Mermaid and its surprising metaphors, and some early to mid-2000s vampire-related Disney movies. Also: a Tyra Banks throwback, more X-Men comics (the Krakoa era!), and the silliness of "gingercide".


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of fetishisation, internalised bigotry, misogynoir, and racism.


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    (00:00:05) - Ororo Munroe / Storm in X-Men: Evolution

    (00:11:34) - The Little Mermaid: Fairytale, Movie, Metaphor

    (00:14:14) - Disney vampire movies and shows


    (00:16:28) - Iris West, DC female reporter girlfriends, and so-called "gingercide"

    (00:18:06) - An iconic panel from the X-Men comic, Bishop: War College

    (00:20:10) - Once Upon a Time and the currency of hope

    (00:21:10) - An America's Next Top Model throwback moment

    (00:22:10) - Characters dying mid-sentence / mid-thought

    (00:23:21) - Dark romance book tiktok memes

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    25 mins
  • S1E22 - Bonnie Bennett (Part 4)
    Dec 5 2025

    Hell-raiser! Fadzai and Sandile close out the season finale with a fiery bang alongside Bonnie Bennett!

    One of the main characters of The Vampire Diaries, Bonnie is the best friend of lead character, Elena Gilbert, and a budding witch with ties leading back to Salem and the founding of Mystic Falls. As she discovers more about her powers, and the existence of vampires and the greater supernatural lurking in her town and out in the world, Bonnie is at first hesitant to get involved, given the historical fate of witches in and beyond her family. By the end of the first season, though, she reaches a point of certainty that she wishes to be the town's protector from vampires and the harm they cause to its innocent people.

    Beyond this point, however, Bonnie finds herself constantly having to compromise her principles given her friends' association with vampires - and some of her friends becoming vampires. From a narrative standpoint, this is largely a result of Bonnie's relegation as a character in the story, with focus placed on her usefulness as a witch in solving supernatural problems for the group. With several deaths, depowerings, and damn-near farcical tragedies under her belt, Bonnie's time in the show is mired by trauma and neglect - especially as the one black main character - and she is in retrospect someone in the show, and in the genre, who deserved so much better.


    (This episode focuses on Bonnie in seasons 7 and 8.)


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of addiction, defeated mental state, familial abandonment, familial neglect, grooming, gratuitous violence, mental coercion and manipulation, physical abuse, racism, sexual abuse, assault and related victim blaming, slavery, and suicide and suicidal ideation.

    Audio Note: This episode was updated with 14 minutes of audio that were initially missing on release (currently 00:44:56 to 00:59:03).


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    3 hrs and 47 mins