Episodes

  • Eddie’s “Fight for Our Rights” Starts in the Bathroom

    Eddie’s “Fight for Our Rights” Starts in the Bathroom
    May 1 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 30th. There’s still a box full of money on the line with only a few chances to crack it, but Reed is already feeling oddly nostalgic about it ending. Reed also admits he trusts AI with basically everything, including winning arguments, which Eddie says is cheating. Things spiral when Eddie hits his breaking point over cold water in the bathroom and suddenly starts “fighting for our rights” and talking about unionizing the station, while Reed tries to keep it a little more strategic. They get into banning weird baby names, why Maverick is ruined, what they’d rename themselves, and call people out for spending $8 on coffee while complaining about gas prices. Plus, an update on the vending machine scandal, things people learned way too late like the dark truth behind “this little piggy,” a very awkward Thank You Thursday moment, and Reed once again bringing up Eddie’s ongoing “gambling problem” after a simple coin flip gets way too serious.
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    37 mins
  • What Happens If We Win Back-to-Back Awards?

    What Happens If We Win Back-to-Back Awards?
    Apr 30 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 29th. With just a few chances left at the $10K Cash Cube, Eddie wants someone to finally win, while Reed claims he’s done leaning into it… even though he also thinks they might’ve cracked the code with AI. They then discuss the “what if” moment about winning back-to-back awards this weekend and how they’d act the next day, which turns into building out their rider list, including unlimited Bubbler, Costco pizza every day, a Slurpee machine, fresh socks weekly, and full control of the A/C. Somewhere in the chaos, they expose a bag of Funyuns for basically being empty, debate whether facing the shower says something about your brain, try to figure out the perfect taco, and argue over pickle Oreos after Reed surprisingly loves them. Plus, Eddie recaps his kid’s concert experience, and let’s just say… the real problem wasn’t the kids.
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    34 mins
  • Does It Get Any Better Than This? Apparently, Yes

    Does It Get Any Better Than This? Apparently, Yes
    Apr 29 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 28th. Reed is trying to figure out how many chances are left to crack the KISS FM Cash Cube and quickly realizes… math might not be his thing. That somehow turns into a conversation about how weird hands actually are, which may or may not have just been a setup for another terrible dad joke. They get into why pregaming is making a comeback, and Eddie casually floats the idea of breaking a world record for drinking in 24 hours. Then it’s hot takes that get uncomfortable fast, including tipping, HR, and whether closure is even real. Plus, superhero debates, terrible superpowers, and Eddie getting ready for his son’s choir concert.
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    36 mins
  • Cool Ranch Dorito Deodorant… Hear Them Out

    Cool Ranch Dorito Deodorant… Hear Them Out
    Apr 28 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 27th. It’s the last week of the Cash Cube and Reed is already struggling with his routine getting thrown off, while Eddie tells him to get over it. Reed claims he’s mastered fashion, sets Eddie up to fail the Top 5 wedding songs, and then things spiral into Crumbl cookie deodorant and why Cool Ranch Dorito deodorant might actually work. They call themselves “idea guys” with Chip Happens, debate why people don’t talk anymore, and Reed goes full conspiracy mode over missing NASA scientists. Plus, Eddie says he’s a hiker now and Reed absolutely refuses to believe it.
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    30 mins
  • Reed Brought a Banana to Work… and It Got Weird

    Reed Brought a Banana to Work… and It Got Weird
    Apr 23 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 22nd. Reed walks in with a banana and spends the entire show holding it like it’s some kind of weapon without explaining why, while also claiming the Cash Cube attacked him and made him bleed… which immediately turns into him asking if he can file for workers comp. They try to disprove the 6 degrees of separation theory using a "6 degrees of separation" calculator and fail every single time, including the realization that Eddie is technically one connection away from Rihanna since Reed reminds us again about the one time he kissed her. Eddie slowly realizes the game is impossible, Reed finally eats the banana in under a minute, and they mix in bad jokes, grocery shopping debates, and whether Earth Day should be a national holiday just so Reed can get the day off.
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    28 mins
  • Reed Would NOT Stop Complimenting Eddie

    Reed Would NOT Stop Complimenting Eddie
    Apr 22 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 21st. Reed kicks things off by complimenting Eddie and just… never lets it go, insisting it’s all about the hair while Eddie gets more uncomfortable by the second. From there it spirals into Reed trying to pass off another “real” story that is very much not real, and Eddie eventually grabbing the joke book to prove those jokes are not as funny as Reed thinks they are. They get into hot takes about being late, reheating coffee, and whether replacing the toilet paper is actually your responsibility, plus a surprisingly deep dive into what your phone says about you. There’s also a game of “dirty or dictionary” that makes real words sound way worse than they are, and Reed casually admits he’s already 20 hours deep into a new video game after less than a week.
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    30 mins
  • This Whole Email Thing Is a Scam Anyway

    This Whole Email Thing Is a Scam Anyway
    Apr 21 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 20th. It’s a Monday that starts with Reed having to rescue Eddie from the tire shop after he realizes too late there are no sidewalks. Reed finds a pile of “do the training” emails in spam he completely missed and decides this whole email thing is a scam anyway. They give away $100 to Goodwill and talk about how $100 there feel like $1000. Karli comes in for Name That Tune and absolutely runs away with it, and Eddie takes on the Top 5 biggest fears but can’t quite close it out. Plus, a debate over what actually counts as an outfit, skills everyone should know but somehow don’t, a wild conversation about explaining Jesus to a 5-year-old, celebrating pizza delivery drivers, and Eddie spiraling into late-night break-in scenarios that Reed has… notes on.
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    34 mins
  • We All Played This Game… But Did Anyone Know the Rules?

    We All Played This Game… But Did Anyone Know the Rules?
    Apr 20 2026
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from April 17th. It finally feels like Friday, even though Reed is convinced it’s still Tuesday and his brain is hanging on by a thread. What starts as Reed going out for Italian food somehow turns into him forcing another round of dad jokes, then turns into a full argument about tetherball… or swing ball… whatever you called it, because somehow we all played it and still don’t know the rules. Reed claims he was elite, Eddie has questions. Reed also takes on a Top 5 shoe brands list, gets the top three, and then completely blanks on the rest, which Eddie is both impressed and disappointed by. They get into some very “over 40” takes like refusing QR code menus, being annoyed everything needs an app, and saying “we have food at home” way too often. Plus, a wild cruise story where drinking a little too much somehow led to a $300,000 payout, Eddie trying to talk Reed into letting him buy something random on his Amazon account, and a very real frustration with people who take the top off bread and leave the rest behind. It’s all over the place in the best way.
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    33 mins