Episodes

  • Ep. 132: Mask
    Jan 15 2026

    This week! We watched our most heartfelt film to date, "Mask" (1985), starring Cher AND Sam Elliott! Listen in as Ryan shares how he viewed this film as a kid versus now, Kayleigh shares how she discovered Cher, and they both celebrate "Little Egypt.

    "Interruption: "Naive" by The Kooks

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

    Trigger warning: there is a brief mention of pedophilia in this episode

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ep. 131: Monster-in-Law
    Jan 8 2026

    This week! We watched a film that stars J Lo AND Adam Scott, "Monster-In-Law" (2005)! Listen in as Kayleigh questions how the coffee shop meet cute has changed, Ryan clocks Fiona's (and everyone else's) looks, and they both go crazy over the nuts in the gravy.

    Interruption: "The Thong Song" by Sisqo

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 130: Uncle Buck
    Dec 26 2025

    This week! We watched the John Candy holiday classic, "Uncle Buck" (1989)! Listen in as Kayleigh reminisces on the childhood magic of ordering Chinese Takeout, Ryan pitches his autobiography, Uncle Brother, and they both question at what age the modern child should watch this film.

    Interruption: "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by NSYNC

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep. 129: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
    Dec 11 2025

    This week! We celebrated the holidays by watching a film where children are lured into a kidnapping by sardines and Turkish delight. Grab your cupcakes because we watched, "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (2005). Listen in as Ryan "grhowls" about cozy, talking animals and Kayleigh adulates "dope ass warrior horses" and the strange upside to death by mauling.

    Interruption: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

    *Corrections and Omissions: James McAvoy has never played Dumbledore. Kayleigh has confused him with Jude Law.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Ep. 128: A Clockwork Orange
    Nov 27 2025

    This week! We entered the mind of a young, disturbed man who is not "very cool with society" and watched "A Clockwork Orange" (1971). Listen in as Kayleigh finds the Shakespearean connections and Ryan explains how the themes of this film are "why people have zoos."

    Interruption: "A Pillar of Salt" by The Thermals

    Trigger Warning: This episode contains conversations about assault and sexual violence

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*


    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Ep. 127: Heathers
    Nov 13 2025

    This week! We watched "Heathers" (1988) a film that takes place in a middle-America town where croquet is a metaphor and the spaghetti is so very!Listen in as Kayleigh advocates for the 21 Smith Salute and gets irritated by mary janes, Ryan asks for iced cheese and makes a case for why movies are drugs, and they both question what it means to be a pillowcase.

    Interruption: "Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

    *Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss suicide, mental health, and Columbine.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Bonus Ep. Halloweentown (feat. John, Anne and Tom)
    Oct 23 2025

    This week! We opened a portal in our home and watched "Halloweentown" (1998)! The Herald of Halloween, John, is back with a Disney Channel Original Movie full of boils, bowling leagues, and bad CGI. Listen in as Kayleigh critiques the nostalgically campy, but terribly costumed characters and Ryan declares justice for goat man, "even though he got weird eyes and shit." Plus! Friends of the podcast, Tom and Anne, share their thoughts in a special bonus clip!

    *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Ep. 126: Dead Alive
    Oct 16 2025

    This week! We watched the self-proclaimed "mother of all horror films," Dead Alive! Listen in as Kayleigh makes comparisons to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Ryan, aka Prison Jesus, talks about Tom Cruise, aka the Mister World Wide of film, and they both discuss the bizarre cult fans named The Snape Wives.

    Interruption: "On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull) *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 22 mins