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Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

Written by: Captain Death
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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.Captain Death
Episodes
  • Episode Three Hundred Seven: The 2025 SeasonHELL Movie Review
    Jan 23 2026

    What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment!


    Support us on PATREON:

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    AND KO-FI:

    https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta


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    YOUTUBE:
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    SOUNDCLOUD:
    www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/

    (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)


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    www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:
    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.
    Follow: @cryo-chamber
    Thank you!


    “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

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    3 hrs and 19 mins
  • Episode Three Hundred Six: Halloween Horror Nights 2025
    Jan 9 2026

    Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however…


    Support us on PATREON:

    https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA


    AND KO-FI:

    https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta


    MERCH:
    www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio


    YOUTUBE:
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    SOUNDCLOUD:
    www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/

    (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)


    FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:
    www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath


    FOLLOW ON REDDIT:
    www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:
    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.
    Follow: @cryo-chamber
    Thank you!


    “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six
    Oct 31 2025

    It was a simple premise…
    What if WE wrote our own stories?

    I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
    So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.


    I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being some of the reasons that I keep doing this. Kitty, first off, for being the biggest and bestest fan anyone can ask for. I’m glad she found us as she’s genuinely made an impact on me over the course of this show. You’ll always be our #1 fan. And then Deputy and Cannibal for being some of the most gratifying cohosts anyone could ask for. I am always going to be thankful for your involvement in my life and I know I can count on either of you to help keep this train running for however long it be chugging for. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
    This is PART SIX of SIX, y’all.
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


    Happy Borthday by Torus Filth (4:00)

    Latent Heat by Torus Filth (33:09)

    Toxic Fan Sells Lotsa Pasta by Torus Filth (1:17:58)

    The Promotion by Captain Death (1:33:54)

    Unit 76 by Captain Death (4:19:04)


    Support us on PATREON:

    https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA


    AND KO-FI:

    https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta


    MERCH:
    www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio


    YOUTUBE:
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    SOUNDCLOUD:
    www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/

    (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)


    FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:
    www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath


    FOLLOW ON REDDIT:
    www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:
    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.
    Follow: @cryo-chamber
    Thank you!


    “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

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    5 hrs and 33 mins
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