What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment!

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Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however…

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“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being some of the reasons that I keep doing this. Kitty, first off, for being the biggest and bestest fan anyone can ask for. I’m glad she found us as she’s genuinely made an impact on me over the course of this show. You’ll always be our #1 fan. And then Deputy and Cannibal for being some of the most gratifying cohosts anyone could ask for. I am always going to be thankful for your involvement in my life and I know I can count on either of you to help keep this train running for however long it be chugging for. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART SIX of SIX, y’all.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being a bunch of real gents. Ramses, first off, for sharing his wonderful fucking story with me and for being so fucking humble about how amazing it is. And then Mark and Royale for just sitting with me and letting me read to them and for being willing to talk to me about it with them afterwards. I am so utterly grateful for your involvement in my life and appreciate the crap out of y’all for joining me on this. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FIVE of SIX, y’all. 
I’M GONNA CLIMAX.

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“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would have contributed more than I could have ever possibly imagined? I didn’t! I ask you to write five pages? Cool. You write over ten? Even cooler. You write over twenty? Now, we’re getting somewhere… BUT YOU BOTH WROTE OVER 30! What the actual hell? Why’d you do that? Cause you love me? Aw. Well. I love you both. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FOUR of SIX, y’all.
I’M MOIST FROM THIS EPISODE!

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“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for being the oldest and goldest of the bunch. You know who it is, the ones who’ve been around since the BEGINNING: INCEPTION like Crispy Nolan. It’s the OG of the OG - the CREAMIEST of the CROP. This show wouldn’t be here without this bunch, but you already know that, so let’s see what they got to show for all of those incredible years of experience. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.


This is PART THREE of SIX, y’all. 


WE’RE GETTING WARMER!

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This Happens Every Night by Cannibal Siren (2:54:58)

Kin by Frowns McBoohoo (3:54:04)

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It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it shows. When I knew the first episode was going to be all newbies and the third episode were going to be the oldies, everyone in the gray area fell into a lump. THIS IS THE LUMP IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GRAY GLORY. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART TWO of SIX, y’all.
LET’S RAISE THE TEMPERATURE A BIT.

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The Dog by Mark Rooster (1:51:30)

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“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a simple premise…
What if WE wrote our own stories?

I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out.

I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for breaking us in and being a part of this from the top. This is the SACRIFICIAL grouping - the first people to dip their toe into the lava. Our newest guests, sure, but what do they have to prove? NOTHING. The vulnerability to go first was held against them and they took it in stride. Bless your souls. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART ONE of SIX, y’all.
WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

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High Noon by Afternoon Groom (6:48)

Tag: You’re It by Afternoon Groom (11:10)

Patience by Midnight Bride (35:51)

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