Alyssa and John discuss the merits of masturbation negotiation and share service industry date nightmares (and crimes) from our audience. We meet the explosively funny Jeff Horste and Esther Nevarez, a couple with a notable gap in age and table manners.

Find out why Jeff and Esther can’t get anywhere on time and who sponsors their valiant efforts to improve themselves in our most epic Judge, Jury, and Ex argument to date.

A public service announcement from John regarding his relationship status. An accidental threesome story from a listener. Flip flops on a date? Listen as Alyssa and John read red flags stories, and roast relationships. Then, come along as we push the limits of Kelsey and Martin's relationship... will their six years together stand the test of Make Up or Break Up? What makes Kelsey the perfect human? Just how hot is Martin's mom? Will Kelsey have to phone her rebound Nick Jonas? Listen to the Newly-dread game to find out!

How many Johns is too many Jo(h)ns? Today our hosts Alyssa and John are joined by Reem and Jon, a couple who made it through all odds: meeting while they were both in separate relationships AND one of them being horrendously hungover for their first date. Listen to find out which of them have been on Make Up or Break Up with a past partner, which one likes to sh*t with the door open, and which one had a 10 hour pregame of wine before their first date.