Alyssa and John discuss the merits of masturbation negotiation and share service industry date nightmares (and crimes) from our audience. We meet the explosively funny Jeff Horste and Esther Nevarez, a couple with a notable gap in age and table manners.

Find out why Jeff and Esther can’t get anywhere on time and who sponsors their valiant efforts to improve themselves in our most epic Judge, Jury, and Ex argument to date.

A public service announcement from John regarding his relationship status. An accidental threesome story from a listener. Flip flops on a date? Listen as Alyssa and John read red flags stories, and roast relationships. Then, come along as we push the limits of Kelsey and Martin's relationship... will their six years together stand the test of Make Up or Break Up? What makes Kelsey the perfect human? Just how hot is Martin's mom? Will Kelsey have to phone her rebound Nick Jonas? Listen to the Newly-dread game to find out!

How many Johns is too many Jo(h)ns? Today our hosts Alyssa and John are joined by Reem and Jon, a couple who made it through all odds: meeting while they were both in separate relationships AND one of them being horrendously hungover for their first date. Listen to find out which of them have been on Make Up or Break Up with a past partner, which one likes to sh*t with the door open, and which one had a 10 hour pregame of wine before their first date.

Ladies, you ever steal your boyfriend's credit card to get your nose pierced? Me neither, but our listener has! Hear all that and more harrowing drunk tales in this week's episode with special guests Alex Kagy and Ceara O'Sullivan.

Just how much will it take for our hosts to break them up?
Listen to find out why Alex had to leave Ceara's birthday early, conspiracy theories surrounding the Mottville Consignment shop, and the maximum intake of movie theater butter a human can withstand.

Follow them on instagram @cearajaneo and @tallboyspecial

Is your partner's stray cat nursing on you a deal breaker? On this weeks episode of your favorite cup of tea, find out if John is a man or muppet, the fallout of Alyssa's sonic boom of intoxication, and where you can find Rihanna's used underwear.

Tune in as this weeks guests Bethany Watzman and Tshombe Herbert spill the beans (and their lunch).

Frank Kinyon and Tabatha Myers join to discuss why you should avoid living in a house with a door code, why Frank post-poned their honey moon, and what constitutes a wine emergency...

All of this, and more ideas to prep you for your upcoming couple's therapy session. 

John’s a lady boner killer, and our guest Mike’s a slob with a unhealthy love for the movie Pootie Tang... tell me something I don’t know.

What do soda, red meat, and Mike’s pent up rage have in common? Find out as this weeks couple throws their kids into the middle of the ring.

In a world, where Dan has been sequestered to the only room in the house where farting is allowed, can this couple possibly survive the onslaught that is Make Up Or Break Up?

Listen as Dan talks, and talks, and talks, and talks, and talks, to sort out the tumults of participating in a bridal bouquet toss, Onat being informed his friends don't like him, and how flirting outside of the relationship has only increased since their marraige.

Can this couple survive...? Tune in to find out.