one of those ones without a video game.

The sandwich:

cheese topped pretzel roll (35p from the Lidl bakery)

Clover spread (probably left on the side longer than is healthy)

English mustard (other nationalities of mustard probably fine, it's a style that comes in a pot)

cheese brick, sliced with cheese slicer

some sliced red onion (not a whole one you maniac, use some self control!)

piccolicious tomatoes, sliced in half... otherwise they'd roll off the sandwich wouldn't they?

pickled gherkin, sliced

whatever leaves you have around, I had baby leaf salad but like... it needs to be green and crunchy and something you'd like. if you're American probably check if the leaves you picked are likely to give you the runs.

So yeah, make that into a sandwich. it's good.

which is another way of saying bum hole

Halloween innit

your attractive northern attractive mate who is definitely attractive sleepily plays a remaster of a mid-80s dungeon crawler with a random time warp to the next day.

your hunky northern friend drifts into long periods of silence whilst playing a remaster of an RPG from 1985.

it was going to be an attempt at a Grandia Digital Museum episode 😅 didn't quite turn out that way.

I don't think I am the intended audience for Final Fantasy Resonances 🤣

Saturn Saturday!