Episodes

  • Episode 214: Tom & Jerry Talk WDW (with Special Guest Tom Lazan)
    May 15 2026

    Jerry invites on Tom Lazan to discuss his recent trip to Walt Disney World and the massive video he put together. If you like hearing Jerry not shutting the hell up, this is the episode for you. (Also, Spotify keeps taking down episodes, so there will sadly be some changes so people can actually LISTEN to the episodes - you'll see).

    You can find Tom's WDW video as well as many videos about Final Fantasy, Kirby and much more on his channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@TomLazan

    or more specifically here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTPwgWE_hY

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Episode 213: And With Me As Always Is...
    May 13 2026

    In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series. From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme? I forget now. Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!! Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled episode of Mouse Rantsb to date! Maybe I should retire the overly hyped last line thing. It’s getting old at this point.

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    2 hrs and 32 mins
  • Episode 212: Princess Peach Only Likes Women (Part 3)
    Feb 28 2026

    In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe. Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Episode 211: WHO IS IOA FOR???? (Part 2)
    Feb 20 2026

    On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure. From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exquisite Seuss Landing, So grab your Moss-Covered, Three-Handled Family Gradunzas and come join us as we look around for ANYTHING you can ride after eating as we hand over yet another episode of Mouse Rants.

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Episode 210: The Acrobatic Show and Other Pointless Screen Attractions at Universal Studios Florida (Part 1)
    Feb 12 2026

    Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes! This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be better, the one that is prejudiced against adults and so much more! Stay Tuned Next Week for Part 2, as we haven't even gotten to IOA or Epic Universe yet...so STRAP IN FOLKS we might have a few more weeks to milk out of this teat before we go back to Disney! So sit down on your bike an relax, you're in for the most... I dunno...oh, let's say....Moe... episode of Mouse Rants.

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    2 hrs and 34 mins
  • Episode 209: Take a Deep Dive Down The Stair Steps
    Dec 31 2025

    Hello Degenerates & Degenerettes! Happy New Year all! This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry listens to a bunch of Universal podcasts and…yeah this is familiar…Holy fuck, people, here we go again… From scripted bullshit to another “Peter Lore” situation to momly energy to the main course, which you won’t want to miss. Will Jerry finally be so vomnoyed that he ends it all after this absolute abortion of the podcast genre? Find out now on Mouse Rants’ most wwwwweclome episode. Can’t wait to keep crawling into your ears in 2026!!!

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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • Episode 208: Ginnifer Goodwin Puts Stuff In Her Mouth…oh, GOTTA GO!
    Dec 25 2025

    Merry Sleevesmas everybody!!! Happy Chanuksleeves! AAAAND the la la la la. This week on Mouse Rants., Jerry and Jillian watch The Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular 2025. Will it be so bad that we can make an All-Inclusive Hashtag HolidayNotHoliday Spectacular Part 2? Probably not, but ya NEVER KNOW!!! So come along and watch Derek Hough magically slide along segmented concrete, accuse adorable characters of stealing food when they weren’t even looking at you, make sure your head doesn’t come off, blame everyone for Not Sierra, and mention the drunk tank on a Disney Channel special. All this and MORE on the most reading-focused episode of Mouse Rants. Like the sands in the hourglass, this is the end of 2025.

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    3 hrs
  • Episode 207 - Doom & Sh-BOOM!
    Dec 20 2025

    This week on Mouse Rants, Jillian the Travel Agent joins Jerry to answer his questions and discuss the differences between Disney and Universal planning. We also watch a bunch of scripted fake vloggers trying to emulate what real vloggers do to promote Universal….but….not sure they’re doing a great job. Join in and learn along with Jerry as he decides whether this is a YAY BRANDY or a big mistake. All this and more on the most and least informational episode of Mouse Rants EVER!!!!!!!

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    2 hrs and 48 mins