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NRL Hellmouth

NRL Hellmouth

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A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.

God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.

Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.

From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.

Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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Episodes
  • Fingerprints in heaven
    Apr 29 2026

    In this week's episode:

    • What to do with the hours you gain by giving up at 20

    • The NRL community revels in the Storm's demise

    • Gotta catch 'em all! The Chiefs nab the first 2 Pokemon for their collection

    • The best names from the NFL draft (and how the NRL can compete)

    • AI is terrible at banter, Fox Sports is terrible at AI, the GusBot is terrible for the world

    • We preview the WSOO

    • NRL Book Club: 'Ball tearer' by Mick Stone

    • Dan makes a series of indecent rugby league proposals

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Gordon Shumway: The Arctic Soldier
    Apr 22 2026

    In this week's episode:

    - We gotta stay positive

    - Wayne Bennett supports our 'Give up at 20' initiative

    - Shane Flannagooooorne

    - The Dragons' Captain's Run lacks the postmodern whimsy of a real Wes Anderson film

    - We critique the teams' 2026 Anzac jerseys (please don't cancel us for it)

    - Cam Munster and Jahrome Hughes host a military history podcast

    - BEAST MODE: Angus Crighton reflects on the birth of his first child

    - The best regional rugby league team names

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    54 mins
  • Weekend at Kodi's
    Apr 15 2026

    In this episode:

    • Give up at 20: who did it, who didn't, who should have?

    • 50+ point aggregate scores have no place in an adult diet

    • The epidemic of naughty boys

    • AJ gets engaged (but it's controversial!)

    • State of Origin at Coachella

    • A shout-out to a very special Dragons Facebook group

    • The Bears have named their mascot and it's absolutely ridiculous

    • Great moments in the greatest game of all: the first HIA

    This episode brought to you by Foran's Twenty Pies.


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    58 mins
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