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NRL Hellmouth

NRL Hellmouth

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A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.

God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.

Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.

From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.

Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

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Episodes
  • Cruella De V'Landys

    Cruella De V'Landys
    Sep 23 2026

    In this episode

    • We actually feel bad for Ashley Klein and it's an odd sensation
    • Peter V'Landys bans pot plants, introduces Steedens
    • Tones and bye-bye: the master negotiator fails to sign a grand final warm-up act - is a greasy pole the answer?
    • Which fictional villain does PVL remind you of?
    • Teams finals slogans Battle Royale!
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    47 mins
  • Too many Random Souths Guys

    Too many Random Souths Guys
    Sep 16 2026

    In this episode

    • Did teams lose games just so they could go to the NFL?
    • Just stop it with the Rabbitohs jerseys at non-rugby league events
    • PVL's power grab is a go
    • Fan mailbag: augmented reality for referee howlers
    • Luai vs To’o: Rice Wars
    • Josh Addo-Carr's snowy road trip
    • V'Landys 3000: a special sci-fi serial
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    54 mins
  • Stanley the Steel Avenger slays the conflict of interest demon

    Stanley the Steel Avenger slays the conflict of interest demon
    Sep 9 2026

    In this episode:

    • Peter V'Landys will attend the NFL, on verge of becoming Chancellor of the Reichstag
    • Braith Anasta makes a massive career decision (and it was totally his call, definitely no other factors involved whatsoever)
    • The bleak (augmented) reality of NRL World
    • Equality! Seriah Palepale leads police on a high-speed car chase
    • Great moments in the Greatest Game of All: Stanley the Steel Avenger

    This episode brought to you by Eggs of the Papa.
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    1 hr
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