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Nice One Cyril

Nice One Cyril

Written by: Simon Lipson
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A unique Spurs podcast from long-suffering fans who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Match chat, mullets and musings. No tactics boards. No xG. Just decades of Spurs nostalgia and nonsense. Funny, heartfelt, and just Spursy enough to hurt. Football
Episodes
  • Pedro Porro Can Defend And Other Tall Tales

    Pedro Porro Can Defend And Other Tall Tales
    Jul 14 2026
    We spaffed over £240 million in the first fortnight of the window but fans are already complaining about our recent inactivity. Entitled or what?

    This week, we dive head first into the bizarre rumour mill:

    • Kroupi: Did Bournemouth ignore our £85m bid because the email slipped into their "message requests" folder?
    • Pound-Shop Semenyo? Is Rafael Leão actually all he's cracked up to be?
    • Djed Spence vs. Neco Williams: Why are ITKs tipping Djed to Everton when he's busy storming the World Cup with England?
    • Hands Off Our Kids: Bergvall to Villa, Mikey Moore to Dortmund? Noooo!

    Plus, we examine Pedro Porro's sudden ability to defend and celebrate Richarlison officially becoming British.

    We crack open Room 101 to dump coffee-drinking wives and pundits who recycle the same shit.

    And we answer the ultimate question: If you had to get a Spurs tattoo, what would it be and where would you stick it?

    Analysis, laughs, irreverence, therapy.

    With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch & Lee Brown.

    COYS THFC.
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    48 mins
  • 'Boiling Piss' & 'We're Massive'

    'Boiling Piss' & 'We're Massive'
    Jul 7 2026

    Spurs are currently operating like a drunk with a stolen credit card, and we are here for the chaos. From dropping £85m on a guy we only discovered was great after watching his YouTube video, to Sandro Tonali who was planning his romantic return to AC Milan before his medical..

    Are we actually a serious squad now, or are we lumbering ourselves with a bunch of players who aren't up to the job? Remember how we spaffed the Bale money?

    We talk Kulu, selling teenagers to Brighton, why Djed is coming home with the World Cup and we open Room 101. Matterface, you're up.

    Analysis, laughs, irreverence, therapy.

    With Simon Lipson, Kev Acott, Julie Welch & Stephen Pollard.

    COYS THFC
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    55 mins
  • Don't Mention The Bomba

    Don't Mention The Bomba
    Jun 30 2026
    The summer window is already driving us insane. We dive head first into the endless Tonali and Mateus Fernandes transfer circus - can't we just buy both and "stop mucking around"? We break down the never-ending Savinho saga, Antonin Kinsky’s brilliant redemption arc as our new number one - or is he? - and Djed Spence’s massive statement of principle at the World Cup.Plus, we unpack Vina's latest corporate waffle, the latest £100m Lewis family injection, and the worrying state of our striking options. Why does everyone - except Spurs (and Bayern) fans and people with brains, hate Harry Kane?And, are our home grown kids doomed to fail?Room 101, pointless England predictions, irreverence, therapy.

    With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Eady Beeson

    COYS THFC
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    54 mins
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