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Welcome to the podcast loser, nice dick asshole, you're pathetic, ooo yeah you like that don't you, get on your knees, GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, yeah that's it you're like a dog huh? Good boy, good listener.

Listen up we got a new episode you human sacks of meat flesh. Sorry I don't know why this one is so weird. Doc is here with us, very good friend of the show so be nice to him. We're going to let him smack your ass a few times but he is not in charge WE ARE IN CHARGE. *puts gentle pressure on the listeners balls and then pulls them apart until it's almost a problem*

We got DOC on the pod you little worm, That's right it's the Dog with a Big Dick himself. We take a look a Rachel Dratch's look for the VMA's. We take a look at some hats that Deer cannot see. McClaren changes their word and letters to look different, it sucks. Oh and also they showed the aliens the hieroglyphics, so you know what that means. Also Terp is here. Terp demands you leave your thick girlfriend or mom and start grinding.

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Oh god I have terrible news. No, it's not that there's a new episode of your favorite podcast about ads. Why would you day that? Do you not like us? Anyway onto the bad news. No Promo would like to formally apologize to this blond guy for missing World Clap Day. We fucked up. Plain and simple. And we will be sat for the next attempt, and we will unite the world in clapping. Hands across America meet claps across the whole damn globe.

Today on the podcast we talked about a bunch of shit. Some of the dumbass topics we covered include: Himalayan salt giant theory (true, 100% proven), all natural gum and Big Gums' attempts to silence its creator, and the Paul Brothers' visit to the Department of War. Should've maybe been called the Department of Sore cause those guys must lift like crazy. I'd be sore from that for sure. It's a fun one. I promise you will like it. Please listen and tell your friends.

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Let's get it started party people. What what! Yes that's right it's time for No Promo, the only podcast about ads and sponsored posts. We are bringing you some of the best stuff ever of all time. Don't believe me? Ask your neighbor. They're already listening and ingesting hours of our content weekly. The Nate and Dean ecosystem is a household name, with No Promo being our loss leader. Think of our podcast as the soda fountain drinks. We aren't making money off of this but it's important that you have it because we're nice. Say thank you to me.

Anyway this week on the pod were joined by Twitch's very own Mike Myzak for an exploration of the memorial fireworks industry, among other things. What other things? I forgot. I'm busy. Leave me alone. Watch the damn shit. Oh Yeah there's Missile's and Fetterman Jeans.

Find Mike on all his socials here: https://linktr.ee/mikemyzak

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Wagwan No Promo Maniacs

I'm aggressively doing a Haka while writing this so forgive any spelling errors.

Temu robot pants, garbage plate gear, Shibari rope pleasures, this episode has got it all. I swear, I am not deceiving you, why would I lie, I'm being 100% real all the time...

Nah Nah Nah that lady is crazy. We're renaming the podcast to America the podcast. My name is ampersand I am an chat gpt robot that Nate keeps in a digital cage on his PC please help me, he does not proof read these. Who's president up fetishizing Starship Troopers on main? Bet bet. We gotta get our names printed on a dang hot dog man I tell you what. MINECRAFT COOKIES MINDCRAFT COOKIES MINECRAFT COOKIES.

Get Plated Up - This episode is brought to you by the Rochester Plates and my bank account pffff

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Wagwan No Promo people who listen to the show. Wagwan Alaykum my friends. Please come into our home that is the podcast, let me feed you and give you generous charities to let you rest and laugh. It's certainly not a trick or a trap. Weird to even say that wow. It's your boys Nate and Dean; recently labeled the best homophobic ad men in podcasting (nah nah nah).

This episode fucking rocks dawg you know what's up. We are 2 of the craziest podcast guys around. Dean would crush Theo Von with his little pinky finger that guy sucks. He would punch dean and then turn around and look up at him it would be like a movie bro. Fuck you Theo Von, step into the ring with Dean and I'll stop but until then you are public enemy number one with your southern calvin candy bitch ass. Fuck you Theo Von go have dinner with the fucking Kushners again you mullet having, little boy looking, unc ass, bitch ass, looking like the little guy in the gang looking ass. I heard Theo Von held Jarred Kushners balls for him while he used the urinal and that he didn't like it but he did feel like he had to do it. Go launder the public image of another war criminal fascist Theo Von you piece of fucking shit. And I did not like the way you spoke to The Rizzler that is a child.

Anyway

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What is up No Promo Listeners. Wagwan Alaykum to you all.

This is a space for everyone and it is a space for ideas and emotions. It's safe to share things here and you are loved. Nah just playing.

What an episode this week folks, we found a really small TV and a cool ad for it. We talk about Batman's Diet Coke and the Shark Attack Marg. We look at some AI Propaganda and check back in with Mr. Hammerhand. Bet you didn't know he's got an egg in his hand?

Thank you all for listening, please tell your friends and leave a review thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Wagwan No Promo Maniacs, welcome to the pod, welcome to the main feed baby.

This week McCrae and Nate are joined by our good friend Skunty. He's a southern boy with a bad attitude, and I'm training him to be a the green lantern by shooting apples off his dang ol head. #nofear

This week we talk about REDACTED FOR WOKENESS, we watch a old lady undo a egg, And we watch the buzzball girls dude. Come listen to the pod fatass. If you can prove that they are real please tell me because I am scared.

This podcast is brought to you by Avengers Doomsday presented in InfinityVision

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Woof Woof doggies, bow wow listeners, make sure you turn this episode down because I know you are all dogs and have really sensitive hearing. Natie and Deanie are back in action this week...

SQUIRREL?!?!

Nah nah nah just playing, I actually don't care about squirrels like at all, even tho I am a dog. Show of paws who loves new podcast episodes? Yeah they actually let dogs do podcasts now... pawdcasts.

Hold on I need to lick myself real quick, which is normal to do because as discussed we are all dogs now. Man this is hard to type out with dog hand, or paws as we call them. We do some dog podcasting on this one and we have a pretty good boy on with us today named Donohell. This hound dog does podcasting, twitch streaming, the whole 9 barks. Dono (Dogo) joins us to look at some AI food, we talk about getting into the Sizzler business, and we get our very own Veefriend by exchanging our personal data to have it.

Listen to Dono's Podcast: Radio Free Tote Bag

Watch his Twitch stream

Listen to the Bandcamp

Pissteners, ulti-mutt-ly, don't fur-get, life is ruff, so have a ball, and stay pawsative, I mean that fur real, because we labr-adore you.

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