Episodes

  • The END of The Apprentice!

    The END of The Apprentice!
    Jan 21 2026
    Love it or hate it, The Apprentice still gets people talking — and we’re no different. Suzie and Mark get stuck into why the show keeps coming back year after year, whether Lord Sugar still enjoys firing people, and if Baroness Brady secretly lives for a boardroom stare-down. We chat about the absolute disasters, the overconfidence, the moments that make you shout at the TV — and whether any of it actually resembles real business life. There’s also a look back at the US version with Donald Trump, plus stories of being fired, doing the firing, and why that phrase still hits hard. No lectures. No deep analysis. Just honest opinions, bad decisions, and classic Apprentice chaos.

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    41 mins
  • Brooklyn vs The Beckhams!

    Brooklyn vs The Beckhams!
    Jan 14 2026
    Families always have drama… but has Brooklyn Beckham taken it too far — and why? Suzie and Mark break down the who, what, why, and when of the Beckham family fallout. Is the tension being driven by Brooklyn’s wife, Nicola Peltz, or does this go much deeper than that? And then there’s that vow renewal… Why did David Beckham and Victoria Beckham feel the need to renew their vows after just three years? Had they already forgotten them — or was it a very public message to someone? Family, fame, fractures, and a few awkward questions no one else is asking. 🎙️

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    43 mins
  • Make Venezuela Great Again! - Trump vs Venezuela

    Make Venezuela Great Again! - Trump vs Venezuela
    Jan 7 2026
    We’re back — HNY 2026! 🥂
    The Donald Trump saga rolls on, with his latest talk of Venezuela dominating the headlines — what he seems to believe versus what the rest of the world is actually seeing. What’s the masterplan this time? “Liberate” the country, take control of the wealth… and maybe pocket a bit on the way? Totally normal stuff.
    We also ask the big questions no one else dares to tackle: who is his hairdresser? Surely global pollution could be reduced overnight if Trump opted for a simple buzz cut. Climate win.
    And would being his dentist be the ultimate dream job? Possibly the only profession where he physically can’t talk about himself — although let’s be honest, he’d still claim he has the best teeth, better than anyone, dentists are saying it everywhere.
    Same chaos. Same ego. New year. Enjoy. 🎙️

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    33 mins
  • Joey Barton Given Suspended Jail Sentence!

    Joey Barton Given Suspended Jail Sentence!
    Dec 10 2025
    This week we’re fully leaning into CRIME PODCAST mode as we unpack the absolute chaos that is Joey Barton’s record of fines, fights, scraps, scandals, and the kind of behaviour that would have most people in prison, but somehow he still ended up managing a football team. From violent outbursts to unprovoked attacks, we go through the list and try to work out how on earth this man has lived so many lives without being cast in a Netflix true-crime doc. We also test your pop-culture detective skills: did you catch all the Gavin & Stacey serial-killer name drops? Because once you notice them, you can’t unsee it. And since it’s officially office party season, we talk the messy nights out, the politics of Secret Santa, who cried in the toilets, and the unspoken rules of the photocopier at 1am. We want YOUR wildest office party stories, because we know they’ll be better than ours. Grab a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy the madness

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    40 mins
  • The £50k ‘Good Breeder’ Job That Broke the Internet

    The £50k ‘Good Breeder’ Job That Broke the Internet
    Nov 26 2025
    An eccentric aristocrat is advertising for… a Good Breeder. Yes, really — a wife who can provide him with male heirs! Join us as we dissect his utterly bonkers criteria (helicopter licence = bonus?!) and wonder what Mark would put on his list… Suzie says the whole thing feels very Downton Abbey meets Bridgerton — although she fully expects to host the TV adaptation. Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TrueStories #WeirdNews #ViralStories #StrangeButTrue #RidiculousHeadlines #ModernDating #RelationshipChat #DatingDisasters #BridgertonVibes #DowntonAbbeyEnergy #ScandalousStories #TikTokPodcast #TrendingNow #InternetCulture #BritishHumour #WTFStories #WeeklyPodcast

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    36 mins
  • Inside This Year’s Jungle Line-Up! 25 Years of I'm A Celeb!

    Inside This Year’s Jungle Line-Up! 25 Years of I'm A Celeb!
    Nov 19 2025
    I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is BACK for its 25th series! We’re diving into this year’s lineup, the surprises in store, and a look back at some of the most iconic camp-mate moments — including who earned what in the jungle 👀 Mark unleashes a rant about car insurance that everyone can relate to, while the dogs decide to be high maintenance at the worst possible time, sending Suzie into a full morning rage. It’s fiery, funny, and absolutely chaotic — a properly feisty episode.

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    37 mins
  • The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!

    The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!
    Nov 5 2025
    🚆 The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes & What Would We Do? This week we’re talking about the shocking train attack — and the heroes who stepped in. Would we be that brave? Suzie reckons she could be a professional street fighter (Mark’s not so sure 👀).
    We also get into the serious side — how different it feels for men vs women walking alone at night — before lightening it up with some holiday chat after our mini break. Which £15 million villa would we buy if money was no object?
    And in Mark’s Bits, the big debate: why do we say wee or pee? 💭
    It’s all here for you — chaos, chat and questionable logic as always.
    #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast #SuzieAndMark #PodcastLife #CouplesChat

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    40 mins
  • Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!

    Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!
    Oct 22 2025
    We’re back with another wild week of Not Another Couples Podcast!
    There’s more Traitors chat — we’re hooked, but honestly… are they dragging it out now? We break down the latest twists, betrayals and dramatic stares.
    In the news, Prince Andrew’s been struck off — cue Suzie and Mark’s unfiltered thoughts (and a few eye-rolls).
    Then Suzie drops her newest obsession: Smellmaxxing. Yep, apparently that’s a thing — and we’re all trying to figure out what on earth it actually means. Perfume? Pheromones? Or just too much Lynx Africa?
    Suzie’s also coming down from a 24-hour live broadcast marathon at Download, complete with post-event exhaustion, while Mark’s shattered after what might be the busiest dream ever recorded.
    Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, questionable science and the kind of chaotic energy only these two can bring.

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    39 mins