Welcome back divas! This week takes a WILD turn as Sam discovers he's accidentally ended up on Epstein conspiracy Twitter—and the algorithm thinks we're full-blown conspiracists now. We spiral through whether we're being propagandized, how support groups for government victims are liking our tweets, and what it means when you tweet "feeling so 2109" and conspiracy theorists think you're one of them.Then we pivot to the REAL question: which apocalypses would we actually survive? We rank everything from zombie outbreaks (Walking Dead vs 28 Days Later vs Last of Us) to nuclear holocaust, natural disasters, and fungal infections. Are zombies supernatural or just infected? Would we survive flooding? Who's getting bitten first? We break down survival strategies, debate whether The Walking Dead counts as a supernatural show, and reveal who's actually making it through the end times.It's conspiracy theories, apocalypse survival rankings, and complete chaos. Exactly what you signed up for.FOLLOW US:Instagram: @okaydivapodcastTikTok: @okaydivapodcast0:00 Intro: Pink Pillow Size Wars1:00 Sam's Diva Moment: Bus Stop Fashion Defender7:31 Brock's Diva Moment: Rest & Relaxation Era10:59 The Epstein Twitter Spiral Begins20:11 Conspiracy Twitter Likes Our Tweets?!21:57 Horror Movie Tangent: Primate & End Times23:00 APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL RANKINGS28:13 Nuclear Holocaust vs Yellowstone Eruption31:26 Zombie Movie Debate (Are They Supernatural?)41:25 Divas of the Week Reveal48:14 Chappell Roan Concert Hype & Wrap Up

We survived Laneway. Barely. Iconically.In Episode 37 of Okay Diva, Brock and I debrief from St. Jerome's Laneway Festival on the Gold Coast, QLD — our Chappell Roan live experience (life-changing, tears were shed, we're different people now), festival culture as a concept, and what it's like being total divas in mosh pits (chaotic, necessary, spiritually correct).We break down Laneway Festival 2026, discuss whether music festivals are still worth the price of admission, dirt, and dehydration, and give our full Chappell Roan concert review (spoiler: she's everything, actually). We also get into festival etiquette, mosh pit politics, surviving crowds when you're built for VIP, and whether festivals are cultural touchstones or just expensive sweaty group therapy.This episode is for Chappell Roan fans, festival lovers, Laneway attendees, anyone who's ever been elbowed in a mosh pit and thought "this b*tch," and anyone wondering if live music still hits different. Spoiler: it does. Especially when you're a diva about it.🎪 Laneway Festival 2026 full review💅 Chappell Roan live: the experience, the tears, the transformation🎭 Festival culture deep dive: worth it or a scam?🧠 Mosh pit diva behaviour (a survival guide)

Reality TV doesn't know what's coming. But it should be scared.

In Episode 36 of Okay Diva, Brock and I sit down to discuss the inevitable: our complete domination of reality television. We break down our Traitors strategy (unhinged, genius, would absolutely work), explain exactly how we'd devour RuPaul's Drag Race (runway? eaten. confessionals? iconic. challenge wins? excessive), and detail the unstoppable diva force we'd bring to literally any screen.

We also dissect Masterchef, The Biggest Loser, and the reality TV industrial complex at large — asking the hard questions: Is there a bigger moral fable behind these shows? Are they social experiments or just chaos for profit? What do reality TV competitions say about society, ambition, and the human condition? (And also, would we win?)

This episode is for reality TV obsessives, anyone who's ever screamed at The Traitors, Drag Race fans, competition show lovers, and anyone who's ever thought "I could do that better." Spoiler: we could.

📺 Our Traitors strategy (it's giving mastermind)💅 Drag Race domination blueprint (we'd eat, obviously)🎭 Reality TV philosophy: morality tales or capitalist nightmares?🧠 What competition shows say about all of us (it's bleak but camp)

We're not saying we'd win every reality show we touched. We're just saying production would want us to win. There's a difference.

Cast us or don't. Either way, this episode is television.