The god nobody wants to meet came to correct the record: he never lied to you.
Hades, king of the dead, answers for the day his brothers divided the world, the rules of his house, the visitors who tried to cheat it, and the girl he took from a meadow. Julian keeps score of his lies. Then Persephone calls in, and tells her own story.
Did Hades get the worst kingdom, or the only honest one?
Chapters
The only god who never lied
The one downstairs
Inside a king
The helmet
The lots
The rules of the house
Minthe, Leuce and the arrow
Persephone
Persephone calls in
Hades in the modern world
Rapid-fire
The verdict
What the myths actually say
- "I never lied." He seated Theseus and Pirithous on the Chair of Forgetfulness "on the pretence" of a feast, and gave Persephone the pomegranate seed "secretly" (Apollodorus, Epitome 1.24; Homeric Hymn to Demeter 371–374).
- "I chose the underworld." It was a draw of lots (Iliad 15.187–193).
- "Her father agreed." True: Zeus gave her, without asking her or her mother (Homeric Hymn to Demeter 1–21; Hesiod, Theogony 913–914).
- "I never bend the rules." He let Orpheus take Eurydice, on one condition (Virgil, Georgics 4; Ovid, Metamorphoses 10).
- "Nobody wounds the king of the dead." Heracles shot him at Pylos (Iliad 5.395–402).
- "The seed was my own choice." Two versions: the Hymn says Hades gave it secretly; Ovid says she ate seven seeds herself (Homeric Hymn to Demeter 371–372; Ovid, Metamorphoses 5).
Sources: Homer (Iliad, Odyssey), Hesiod (Theogony), Homeric Hymn to Demeter, Theognis, Plato (Cratylus), Virgil (Georgics), Ovid (Metamorphoses), Apollodorus (Library), Strabo, Oppian, Pausanias, Servius.
Cast: Julian H. Cross · Hades · Call-in: Persephone
Content note: abduction, death and famine, named honestly and never graphically.
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