The Waters are Coming. As the denizens of the tunnels grapple with the impending destruction of their underground home, we are left to wonder: who will survive? Who will escape? How will the glorious HartLife company continue without the support of its tunnel-dwellers?

Fear not, Loyal Policies. HartLife always survies.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Alison— Nina O'Keefe
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Dora— Kat Evans
• Simon— Mark Soloff
• Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Kraus Jones
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Steph Charaska. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Charles Wynn: Project Manager, loyal policy, and hero of small children everywhere. Many stories have been told about his life, his works, his efforts on behalf of the company. Perhaps some of you rarefied listeners in the Tower may even have known him personally. For the first time ever, we are pleased to bring you an accurate recounting of his time Outside during the Ant Wars.

Loyal Policies, no matter what you hear, be it from the Hendersonian Occupiers, Outsider Invaders, or even from the mouth of Charles Wynn himself, remeber: the Outside is Cold, and full of Wolves. You cannot survive without HartLife. You can not.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House remains a hotbed of unapproved science, illegal cohabitation, and fraternization with MolePeople as the survivors of the Ant Invasion hole up and try to survive. Will noble, productive Project Manager Charles Wynn teach them the errors of their ways, or will they continue their slide into infamy? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits
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Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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