• 6.20- Uninsurable Risk
    Jun 10 2026

    Loyal Policies: listen and remember, as we recount the true events that nearly destroyed the sanctity and security of our Tower. Savor these words, as we bring the sixth seasonal retelling of the Historical Records of the HartLife corporation to a close.

    Season Seven of Our Fair City will begin in the Spring of 2016. Stay tuned until then for blooper reels, behined the scenes recordings, and more.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
    • Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
    • Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
    • Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
    • Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
    • Director Sophia— Saren Nofs Snyder
    • Director Williams— Jonathan Tazewell
    • Director Harrison— Cecil Baldwin


    Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    24 mins
  • 6.19- The Coming of the Waters
    Jun 3 2026

    The Waters are Coming. As the denizens of the tunnels grapple with the impending destruction of their underground home, we are left to wonder: who will survive? Who will escape? How will the glorious HartLife company continue without the support of its tunnel-dwellers?

    Fear not, Loyal Policies. HartLife always survies.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
    • Jack— Mark Soloff
    • Greyson— David Rheinstrom
    • Alison— Nina O'Keefe
    • Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
    • Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
    • Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
    • Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
    • Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
    • Dora— Kat Evans
    • Simon— Mark Soloff
    • Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Kraus Jones
    • Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits


    Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Steph Charaska. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    18 mins
  • 6.18- The Rise and Fall of Charles Wynn
    May 27 2026

    Charles Wynn: Project Manager, loyal policy, and hero of small children everywhere. Many stories have been told about his life, his works, his efforts on behalf of the company. Perhaps some of you rarefied listeners in the Tower may even have known him personally. For the first time ever, we are pleased to bring you an accurate recounting of his time Outside during the Ant Wars.

    Loyal Policies, no matter what you hear, be it from the Hendersonian Occupiers, Outsider Invaders, or even from the mouth of Charles Wynn himself, remeber: the Outside is Cold, and full of Wolves. You cannot survive without HartLife. You can not.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
    • Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits


    Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    13 mins
  • 6.17- The Smell of Anger
    May 20 2026

    The Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House remains a hotbed of unapproved science, illegal cohabitation, and fraternization with MolePeople as the survivors of the Ant Invasion hole up and try to survive. Will noble, productive Project Manager Charles Wynn teach them the errors of their ways, or will they continue their slide into infamy? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
    • Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
    • Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
    • Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
    • Sandy— Abby Doud
    • Clay— Clint Worthington
    • Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
    • Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
    • Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
    • The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits

    Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    16 mins
  • 6.16- The Buddy System
    May 13 2026

    Using the extracted scent glad of the old Ant Queen, our “Buddy Group” goes in search of the new Queen. But the tunnels are long, and more insidious threats than the Ants lurk deep in the warrens…and within the Buddy Group itself.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
    • Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
    • Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
    • Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
    • Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
    • Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
    • The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits

    Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Ali Cantarella. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    15 mins
  • 6.15- In the Hall of the Ant Queen
    May 6 2026

    Our intrepid explorers, sadly marooned from the loving comfort of bounteous HartLife, continue their quest through the tunnels to find the Queen of the Ant People. What horrors will the encounter? What struggles must they overcome? What paperwork should they fill out on their return to the Company? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City….continues.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
    • Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
    • Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
    • Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
    • Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
    • Limey— Lauren Faits

    Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Jacob Halton. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    14 mins
  • 6.14- The Snidge with Two Brains
    Apr 29 2026

    The Hunt for Snidge’s Body continues as Cassie, Dr. Caligari, and the MolePeople traverse trap-laden tunnels and perilous pathways to restore Andrew’s brain to its rightful place. Will rogue science, determination, and love win out? Will all return to a comfortable stasis? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
    • Loamy— Kat Evans
    • Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
    • Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Clay— Clint Worthington
    • Sandy— Abby Doud

    Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by David Tanimura. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    16 mins
  • 6.13- Much Ado About Andrew Snidge
    Apr 22 2026

    Join us as we return to the Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House- that lair of unapproved science and liminal thought. Will Cassie finally be reunited with her Andrew? Will Wynn manage his “projects” effectively? Will Dr. Caligari ever be left alone to finish her experiments in peace? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

    • The Narrator— Ansel Burch
    • Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
    • Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
    • Loamy— Kat Evans
    • Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
    • Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
    • Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
    • Clay— Clint Worthington
    • Sandy— Abby Doud
    • The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

    Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Robin Simmons. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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    14 mins