Episodes

  • Ep 8. Week 1 and the Paradox of Schrödinger's QB
    Sep 14 2026

    On today's program we discuss Drew Lock, Carson Wentz, and Cooper Rush. Not all apples are the same.

    Show More Show Less
    4 mins
  • Ep 7. Drake Maye and the Relativity of Bad Spaghetti
    Sep 10 2026

    On today's program we discuss the very foundation of New England's narrative arc.

    Show More Show Less
    4 mins
  • Ep 6. D'Andre Swift and the Anatomy of Panicked Volatility
    Sep 5 2026

    On today's program we discuss the consequences of panicked waiver wire acquisitions.

    Show More Show Less
    4 mins
  • Special Interlude: On Brevity and Tua Tagovailoa
    Sep 5 2026

    This special episode includes a short update on Atlanta's QB room.

    Show More Show Less
    1 min
  • Ep 5. Puka Nacua and an Elementary Freudenfreude
    Sep 1 2026

    On today's program we discuss fantasy football from a... new perspective.

    Show More Show Less
    5 mins
  • Ep 4. MarShawn Lloyd and the Double-Bloom Magnolia
    Aug 31 2026

    On today's program we discuss Marshawn Lloyd's role in the absence of Josh Jacobs.

    Show More Show Less
    5 mins
  • Ep 3. Rhamondre Stevenson and the Plight of Microwaved Coffee
    Aug 30 2026

    On today's program we discuss the human condition: Will Mike Vrabel's loyalty prevail?

    Show More Show Less
    4 mins
  • Ep 2. Justin Jefferson and the Dogma of Kyler Murray
    Aug 28 2026

    On today's program we discuss the ultimate question: Do you believe in Justin Jefferson?

    Show More Show Less
    4 mins