Authorities have finally caught international terrorist Charles Rane (Bruce Payne). The best thing to do is book him on a nice first-class flight to L.A. Seems like this guy needs a steak and a fun in-flight film. John Cutter (Wesley Snipes) has just accepted a new position in an anti-terrorism unit, and he is undercover on this flight. So, inevitably when this all goes bonkers quickly, Cutter will be on the case. He will also bicker with Marti (Alex Datcher) while terrorism runs rampant. It’s all about priorities. Sly Delvecchio (Tom Sizemore) looms in the background. RTS deboards the plane and immediately heads to the fairgrounds with Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s win her an oversized stuffed animal. Jeremy has a corndog and some funnel cake on a Ferris wheel. If there’s room, he might have a beer and a bratwurst later. La-Mar makes sure to order his airline sirloin bloody. It becomes questionable. Brendt goes reverse-Commando on a plane. He also updates his turquoise earring collection. Do you think most of this film will be on a plane? You’ll be betting on red if that is the case.

A gang of hoodlums is being led by the infamous Night Slasher (Brian Thompson). They all seem directionless in their crime plans. There are a lot of axes clinking to signify their unity. Kind of a weird scene here. Nevertheless, there is only one man who can save this city – maybe even the nation, Marion Cobretti (Sylvester Stallone). “Call the Cobra.” If you’ve seen this guy cut a slice of pizza with some scissors, then you know what is needed. Now, Cobra must protect a witness, Ingrid (Brigitte Nielsen) to end the crimes. All the crimes! Along the way, you will learn where the law stops and Cobra starts. He’ll even tell people that! RTS learns that Cobra doesn’t like lousy shots, diseases, profanity in public or poor manners. Respect! La-Mar goes on many candy runs with Cobra’s partner, Gonzales (Reni Santoni). We’re going to get some Whatchamacallits and ZAGNUTs up in here. Collin starts constructing a little book of puns and snappy one-liners. Cobra pays him handsomely for this work. Do these baddies even have a plan? The answer to that is no. We’ll see you all at the fire factory.

This film was shot in 1984. When it was retrieved, there was no sound or script. Vinegar Syndrome found this film and put it back together. A new cast has dubbed this film, and this was then released in 2021. What we are given as an audience is pure New York Ninja awesomeness! RTS even takes a field trip to view this one. John Liu (played by John Liu and dubbed by Don Wilson) is just a fella living his life. A bunch of street thugs kill his pregnant wife, and then John becomes sad. Very forlorn! Only one thing to do! Become a ninja and seek vengeance upon all criminals in New York. Good thing because The Plutonium Killer (voiced by Michael Berryman) is melting people (and himself), women are being abducted and fear is sweeping through New York. Along the way, John will befriend a kid and unify a city with their love of the ninja! RTS appreciates monogrammed throwing stars. We need to update our merch. Jeremy tosses powder bags into everyone’s face – guilty or not! BAM! Powder bag! Collin picks up roller-skating based on this film. We didn’t see that coming. And you won’t see a ninja in white coming either! That’s just a cloud.