Episodes

  • Sidekicks
    Mar 13 2026

    Barry, Barry. Why ya buggin? Barry Gabrewski (Jonathan Brandis) lives in his fantasies. Although creative, these dreams interfere with his real life. In all of these daydreams, Barry is the sidekick to Chuck Norris. Seems like some normal stuff there. Because of this, Barry has a hard time at school. His teacher, Noreen Chan (Julia Nickson), assists Barry and his dad, Jerry (Beau Bridges), and introduces them to her spirited uncle, Mr. Lee (Mako). Lee takes Barry on for Karate instruction, and we are treated to an array of training montages, awkward conversations with Lauren (Danica McKellar) and wild faces from Kelly Stone (Joe Piscopo). RTS discovers that all cures come from kitchen sink potions. Jeremey falls in love with this film and is now actively training in Karate. La-Mar takes his metal nunchucks and chucks everything! Collin will make sure that you “respect the wood.” When we break a bunch of bricks, we’ll make sure they’re on fire! Everyone seems cool with that.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Dogma
    Mar 6 2026

    It’s our 200th episode! Thank you for listening along the way. Two rogue angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon) have been banned from heaven. Now, through a loophole that Cardinal Glick (George Carlin) has accidentally created, these angles might re-enter heaven and put an end to everything and everyone. Because of Bethany’s (Linda Fiorentino) bloodline, she is sent on a mission to save us all. Thankfully, she is aided by the holiest of duos, Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith). RTS starts changing water into wine. You’re not even ready to see what they change Kool-Aid into. Serendipity (Salma Hayek) approves. Jeremy searches for fun religious artifacts. In the end, he comes to collect on the $12 JC owes Rufus (Chris Rock). Collin buys some fancy pants for the rapture. He’s looking stylish. Brent and Metatron (Alan Rickman) get mouthy with some shots of tequila. Swish, swish! Let’s get another round! Thanks, again, for listening to our fun. We’ll keep it going even after the apocalypse. Here’s to 200 more!

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Overlord
    Feb 27 2026

    This comes to us as a listener request from Yung Cazzy! Great choice! On the eve of D-Day, several paratrooper survivors assemble and set forward to take down a radio tower that’s jamming up their airwaves. Led by Cpl. Ford (Wyatt Russell) and driven by PFC Boyce (Jovan Adepo), they team up with a local, Chloe (Mathilde Ollivier), to sneak around the village and take down a bunch of scum sucking Nazis. Along the way, they capture Captain Wafner (Pilou Asbæk) and learn of horrific secret experiments being conducted. RTS likes sticking to the original plan of blowing up the tower from the outside. They are also digging on these fresh baguettes. Jeremy injects everyone with mysterious serums and asks questions later. Later, as in he is on a bus going far, far away. Collin quickly realizes that he’ll have to explode everyone. He does! They have all been exploded! Get him a baguette! Thank you, again, for suggesting this fun, dark and adventurous tale.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • The Last of Sheila
    Feb 20 2026

    Who did it? Did you? You’ve gone and done it!? We think you should watch this film before you listen – if you’re into things like that. A year after his wife, Sheila (Yvonne Romain), is killed in a hit-and-run, Clinton (James Coburn) gets all toothy and wild and gathers some “friends” together on his big ol’ yacht. Tom (Richard Benjamin), Philip (James Mason), Christine (Dyan Cannon), Lee (Joan Hackett), Anthony (Ian McShane) and Alice (Raquel Welch) are all willing to do whatever it takes to work on Clinton’s next project. Once they all assemble, Clinton crafts a scavenger hunt that reveals many secrets and the killer. RTS trusts no one from the start but enjoys the view. Mike is missing! What have you all done? Jeremy floats around with Christine but away from the death propellers. La-Mar samples the many luxuries of the yacht. He may be calling this place home. Collin tries to match each drink Tom and Philip have. It’s impossible! We all need to work on our boat fortitude. Next time you’re on a yacht with a bunch of money-grubbing weirdos, let us know. We like to party!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • City Hunter
    Feb 13 2026

    Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the year of the horse. Let your ventures and transformations lead you to accomplishing your goals that you have been reflecting upon. Let’s celebrate with Jackie Chan and some Hong Kong cinema fun. Ryo Saeba (Jackie Chan) is known as City Hunter. He swore to his now deceased partner that he would look after his sister Kaori (Joey Wang). No funny business! City Hunter is hired to find a client’s missing daughter, Kiyoko (Kumiko Goto). Once located, everyone conveniently finds their way to a cruise. The dance number is AMAZING! You’ll love Hard and Soft! Unfortunately, there are a bunch of terrorists on board. They are led by “Big Mac” MacDonald (Richard Norton), and now City Hunter has to shut that nonsense down. RTS learns baccarat and the art of throwing deadly playing cards. Jeremy contemplates the many bowls of rice he has eaten over the years. So much rice and continuous hunger! La-Mar wonders if everything Street Fighter in this film was a fever dream. Yoga Flame! Collin helps City Hunter find a meal. It’s a decent meal. No one eats goo bread! This film is based on the manga work of Tsukasa Hojo. Have fun with this zany adaptation. City Hunter!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Devil's Express
    Feb 6 2026

    A long time ago, a demon was trapped in a medallion and that medallion was then buried. While two martial artists, Luke Curtis (Warhawk Tanzania) and Rodan (Wilfredo Roldan), vacation in Hong Kong, Rodan finds It and brings it back to the U.S. That demon, now loose, does NOT like that business! So, it tracks these fellas back to New York City (where you get picante sauce). This monster then takes residence in the subway system where it starts attacking people. Between gang fights, inept policing and friends doing weird things, Luke is juggling a lot! Now, he has to take care of some smelly (we assume) subway monster. Good luck, buddy! RTS grabs some lunch with the Red Dragons. It’s amazing! Jeremy paints on some eyes and roams the streets. Another day on Colfax! La-Mar gets questionable spiritual assistance from a man whose face is falling apart. The real takeaway from this film (also known as Gang Wars) is: put all of your problems in an ancient, magical amulet and bury it deep! You’ll be fine.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Out Cold
    Jan 30 2026

    A group of fun-loving snowboarders are about to lose their jobs when the resort they work at is being sold to John Major (Lee Majors). Rick Rambis (Jason London), Luke (Zach Galifianakis), Jenny (A.J. Cook), and others band together to make sure the Bull Mountain party in Alaska never ends. You know the story. We’ve been here before, but can Rick win over the woman he’s yearning for? Does he even want to? The life of Ram-man Rambis is strange. Can we celebrate Papa Muntz (Lewis Arquette) properly? There is a Playboy Playmate (Victoria Silvstedt) on set!? RTS shreds with Majors. A cocktail tail in one hand/a dream in another. Jeremy investigates the entire backlog of the original The Fall Guy series. He is now working as a bounty hunter by night. La-Mar tests the freshness of the mountain pow. It is and isn’t exactly what you think it is. Collin is delighted to high-five after evicting others and receiving security duty. Let’s get some snow here in real life. Snow gods, dump thee snow upon us!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Memoirs of an Invisible Man
    Jan 23 2026

    Nick Halloway (Chevy Chase) is a stock market executive. Through his colleague/maybe friend George (Michael McKean,) Nick meets Alice Monroe (Daryl Hannah) and they bang it out in a bathroom at a restaurant. True love! Nick keeps his party going, drinks himself silly and then attends a client’s conference the next day. Hungover as hell, he sneaks off and takes a lil’ catnap in an office bathroom/sauna. Also, some high-level science stuff is going on and going wrong. Through a coffee spill accident, everything goes bonks and all that was in the building (including Nick) turns invisible. Now, the government, especially CIA official David Jenkins (Sam Neill), wants Nick so they can harness his molecules. RTS shacks up at George’s beach house and goes on the new all clear food fad diet. Jeremy uses this newfound power for nefarious purposes. La-Mar teaches us that playing the stocks is always a guaranteed success. Collin reveals himself, watches this film and then decides to go ghost-invisible again. Rami immediately goes to Switzerland. It has always been the only choice. What would you do with the power of invisibility?

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    1 hr and 21 mins