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Season 5 Episode 15 – Every Other Thing We’re Apparently Fighting Today

Release Date: October 17, 2026

Website: Ravens Vail Podcast Network

Description:

“We are going to be doling out some advice. However, this advice is going to be the worst advice we could possibly give. You should NOT follow this advice!”

Ed and Jacob open the cauldron with a full‑throttle rant aimed straight at Dana White, Josh Holkett, and the circus that unfolded on the White House lawn. Once the fury settles, they drift into book‑launch chaos, Amazon conspiracies, drag‑show triumphs, and the strange comfort of rotisserie chicken. The episode eventually swerves into childhood horror lore, complete with Bloody Mary stories, mirror portals, towel‑rack hauntings, and the folklore roots behind one of the world’s most persistent urban legends. It’s loud, it’s funny, it’s unhinged, and it’s exactly the kind of episode where you can hear Jacob say, “Dana White, suck my dick from the back. I’m done.”

Audio Engineering & Sound Design by Nick DeVan at Nicky D Sound Produced and edited by Jeryd Bolden-Greer

Podcast theme music: “The Brew” and background music “Nadira’s Theme,” written by Jeryd Bolden-Greer and performed by The Coven Squared.

Ravens Vail is a production of Small Raven Media.

©Copyright 2026. All rights reserved All rights reserved.

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Season 5 Episode 14 – Another Beautiful Day in Hell

Release Date: October 17, 2026

Website: Ravens Vail Podcast Network

Description:

Ed and Jacob settle into the sunshine and immediately spiral into chaos, dragging the audience through drag finales, Amazon conspiracies, rotisserie chicken triumphs, and the emotional devastation of canceled book orders. Once the ranting smoke clears, they dive into their newest experiment: intentionally terrible advice. From grocery-store loyalty wars to competitive hydration, secret sandwich clubs, and sock‑rotation rituals, they dismantle every scenario with the most unhinged guidance possible. It’s satire, it’s nonsense, it’s cathartic, and it’s exactly the kind of episode that proves The Cauldron is never safe, never serious, and never boring.

Audio Engineering & Sound Design by Nick DeVan at Nicky D Sound Produced and edited by Jeryd Bolden-Greer

Podcast theme music: “The Brew” and background music “Nadira’s Theme,” written by Jeryd Bolden-Greer and performed by The Coven Squared.

Ravens Vail is a production of Small Raven Media.

©Copyright 2026. All rights reserved All rights reserved.

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Season 5 Episode 13 – Everything’s Gone, and It’s Fine

Release Date: September 29, 2026

Website: Ravens Vail Podcast Network

Description:

Ed and Jacob slip into full autumn nostalgia as they talk falling leaves, woolly worms, pumpkin seed omens, and the slow creep toward Mabon. What begins as a cozy seasonal check‑in spirals into a hilarious, heartfelt exploration of things they miss from the past — arcades, boom boxes, Blockbuster mail‑order DVDs, Toys R Us, KB Toys, and long‑gone restaurants like O’Charley’s and Clancy’s. Along the way, they swap stories about skinny‑dipping, porn stars, childhood catalogs, and the strange magic of picking movies you were stuck with whether they were good or not. It’s warm, weird, and wonderfully nostalgic.

Audio Engineering & Sound Design by Nick DeVan at Nicky D Sound Produced and edited by Jeryd Bolden-Greer

Podcast theme music: “The Brew” and background music “Nadira’s Theme,” written by Jeryd Bolden-Greer and performed by The Coven Squared.

Ravens Vail is a production of Small Raven Media.