What do you get when Real Estate Agents, Inspectors, Cats, Brothels, Stripper Poles, and Dead Bodies show up to the Real Estate Reality Podcast Show? We'd say a hell of a story...

Be prepared to be entertained as we sit down with Kempton Rimes and "LJ" John Evers of Cypress Home Inspections of SWFL.

We cover the many things they've seen throughout their time as home inspectors.

Hoarders? They have some stories but one, in particular, stands out.

Plus Kempton covers a time when he found an envelope with money in it. What did he do with it? Listen in you won't believe it!

Murder house? Emily "Kills" it with her story. 

LJ and Kempton found some unexpected toys and what they thought was a cute wedding book that turned out to be so much more interesting...

How long should it take to inspect a 3,000 sq ft home? Better pack breakfast, lunch, and dinner for one of Emily's horror stories.

Tune in! 

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Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Season 2 is here!

Join us as we sit down with top producer Adam Sheets of The Sheets Team of RE/MAX Realty Team.

Ever have a client not listen to their lender or agent's advice and then have it backfire then proceed to threaten to burn down their building? Adam goes into detail.

How about having buyers back out at closing?  Adam goes into every agent's worst-case scenario nightmare turned reality.

In this market, there are a lot of buyers buying sight unseen and have buyers remorse post-closing. We discuss.

Emily, Jess, and Adam all have a recent story of how they almost become victims of Buyer/Seller scams!

Agent's beware and take note of the red flags it can happen to the best of us!

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IG: @adamsheets @thesheetsteam

FB: Adam Sheets

Web:

www.sheetsteam.net

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Welcome! Ashley Simonelli of the Simonelli Real Estate Group and of Royal Palm Property Management.

Ever have to evict a tenant and find out you need to clear and shut down 10 blocks due to live explosives?  Ashley has a story for you! Tune in, you won't believe it!

Why does Ashley prefer property management vs Airbnb or Vrbo? 

Jess and Emily trade shares Airbnb horror stories.

What are some of the other things people leave behind when moving out? Turns out animals are a things.

Fleas? Bed Bugs, Rats and Iguanas? Why not?

Find out if you're traveling where you SHOULD NOT place your suitcase, Jess explains.

Is gratitude in Real Estate a thing? 

Emily almost gets fired again!

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IG: @ashleythebroker @thesimonellirealestategroup

FB: Ashley Simonelli

Web:

www.royalpalmpm.com 

www.thesimmonelligroup.com 

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Is Real Estate any less exciting in Arizona than Florida? We are sure to find out, as we call up Ashley Schranz-Nagy a Luxury Real Estate agent with NORTH&CO. Real Estate in Scottsdale Arizona. 

What does sweaty golf socks, dirty bath water, Ferrari, a "Man Fupa" and a boner all have in common? If you said Ashley Schranz-Nagy you guessed it!

Dick pics? Ashley's no stranger and just when you thought you heard it all, Ashley shares an interesting story involving sweaty golf socks and creepy client requests.

Dirty bottled bath water? But not just any kind of dirty bottled bath water... Ashley elaborates and explained in more detail.

Ever had a prospective buyer show up in a Ferrari and get turned on at an Open House? Evidently Ashley's so good at pointing out the selling details in a house it becomes visibly apparent.

In all seriousness, we discuss and share some insight and similarities to being successful Realtors and what it takes and also what a typical work week looks like. Think you have what it takes? Be sure to listen in! 

Have some crazy stories of your own that our listeners might find entertaining? Reach out!

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IG: @ashleysellsscottsdale

FB: Ashley Nagy (Schranz)

Web:

www.teesandkeys.com

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Nicholas Spano from Equity Realty drops in to share some stories and drop some knowledge.

Whats the craziest thing you've seen at a final walk through? Nick has some clients that decided to celebrate behind his back at one of his! Be sure to tune it for some entertainment.

Nick discusses listing price strategies and offers some tips.

How hard is it to buy in this market? We discuss.

They discuss frustrations and pet peeves when working with other agents.

We discuss the "What IF Video" regarding a big company and what they have been up to in possibly manipulating the market.

(Video Link Below.)

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRE96TDr/

Jess and Emily are not lawyers... BUT! Listen in to find out what.

What happens when one of the parties on a contract passes away? Not fun...

Jess had to get a deal signed and closed during labor... Fun story, tune in!

This episode is very informational and full of stories! Don't miss out and be sure to download now!

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IG: @nic_spano @naples_park_nic

FB: Nicholas Anthony Spano

Web:

www.naplespark.com

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Looking for the best Cuban coffee Barista east of US-41? Look no further, Cid Fernandez, loan officer for the Maxwell Mortgage Team and  NAHREP President (National Association of Hispanic Professionals) stops in to chop it up with Emily and Jess.

Looking for entertainment? This episode does not disappoint and is absolutely wild. Cid shares some crazy stories regarding things that have come up during the lending process.

Looking to purchase a home with your significant other and have separate bank accounts that you both will need to show statements for? Do you also have an "Only Fans" account and love to show your support for other accounts by subscribing and tipping? You may want to give your significant other a heads up about some of your questionable purchases prior to the loan process otherwise heads may roll.

An entertainment pole in the living room and in the appraisal pictures? We question if it adds value or is negative towards value. Also does room placement matter? They discuss.

How about walking your clients into an unsuspected brothel for a showing? This conversation is a journey unto itself and has a whole lot of twists and turns that spark some unexpected creative ideas.

"S" Corps are for strippers. Cid explains.

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IG: @cidswfl

FB: Cid Fernandez

Web:

https://crosscountrymortgage.com/Maxwell-Mortgage-Team/Cid-Fernandez/ 

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Join Emily and Jess as they sit down with Broker Associate and Real Estate instructor Hank Bertodatto of eXp Realty and Larson Educational Services along with his wife and business partner Jeana Bertodatto.

Hank had no idea what he was getting into! We know he had a lot of fun and let it all out on the table!

Ever walk into a showing faced with an intimating homeowner and a loaded gun? Hank has! Be sure to tune in as he shares this crazy story.

We find out Jeana is the glue that keeps it all together and keeps Hank out of trouble!

It turns out extracurricular activities, high heels, and wooden floors don't mix.

Ever been locked in a garage in the summer? Hank has...

Hank has a message for appraisers... Listen in to hear it.

They discuss ethical violations, share stories, and also working with bad agents, etc.

This episode is super fun and entertaining!

Don't miss it!

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IG: @you_florida_realtors

FB: The Bertodatto Network- YOUR Florida Realtors- EXP Realty

Hank Bertodatto/Jeana Bertodatto 

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality 

Join Jess and Emily as we dial in on Brett Sikora from NJ with the largest EXP. Team in all of New Jersey with over $200 Million in sales. 

We discuss everything from wigs, squatters, recruiting strippers, Gotham Brokerage, and Batman. 

Ever eat at a strip club? Brett has.

Jess Morris's ankles are burning guess why?

Ever pull the real estate agent card like a badge? We've all done it.

Can't disarm the alarm? We've got some police stories for you! Be sure to listen in!

Stalkers from a real estate transaction? Why not... Brett goes into detail.

Bee sting in the butt as an Agent while showing? Interesting story.

Brett goes NJ after being T-Boned with a client in the car.

Emily breaks into her own home and the neighbor has a surprise for her!

Don't miss this episode!

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IG: @brettsik @sellwithsikora

FB: Brett Sikora

Web: www.sellwithsikora.com

Hosts:

Jess Morris & Emily Konopasek

IG: @realestatereality