Have a cult? Thinking of starting one? This is the episode. you should listen to in order to make it hugely successful and to change the world. Welcome to the Family, the Army of Really Important Thinking.

Two genius podcasters finally face the ultimate question: hats, where did they go wrong? And, where can they go right?

Things used to be great. We can all agree. And in the future they will be better. But right now? Well, join Tom and Griffin as they discuss why right now sucks absolute ass and other times ripped/will rip.

Bresslin Summers himself joins us this week as we discuss the most important way to spend your time - listening to music at concerts.

The ancient art of sweating and then cooling. Yes, it can be improved upon according to our modern standards. Everything needs to be perfect and good all of the time and that includes sweating or else weak men will ruin the world. We must stop them, brothers, and the best way to do that is to listen to this podcast

Another week, another no show from Dr. Chismoore. But! Tom and Griff are joined by Lady Dr. Malcolm Baby to discuss producing a suitable heir (or heiress or heirthem) for yourself. Thank you for no reason at all to Jen Jackson whose credits include television's Miracle Workers, Animal Control, and multiple Second City writing 6 shows.

Look around you. What you are likely sitting in listening to this podcast in is what is known as a "male living space". Tom and Griff offer really important thoughts to help you optimize, maximize, and spruce up your house, apartment, car, tent, or wherever you live.

Caves, are they more than just holes in the ground? What untold secrets do they hold and how can we make them better? Join Tom and Griffin for another incredible week of hosting someone else's podcast.