This week we barrel through Texas primary drama and Ken Paxton's nine political lives. Can democracy survive people who think "indicted" is just a personality trait? Colbert blows up the FCC thanks to censorship stupidity and neighbors are apparently auditioning for "Snitches of America." Plus, olympic ladies get engaged and win gold like it's the gayest revenge tour imaginable!

It's Friday the 13th and somehow the scariest thing isn't superstition ... it's Congress. And Ring Cameras. This week the boys dive into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl cultural takeover, pearl-clutching patriots who suddenly fear subtitles, and an Attorney General auditioning for Mean Girls with a government-issued burn book. From Pride flags rising again at Stonewall to Diaper Don's fecal legacy, to a quiet farewell to a beloved TV ally, we've got you covered ... in angst.

The crew skates from Winter Olympics queer wins to Grammys chaos, Super Bowl culture wars, and a political landscape where hypocrisy is still undefeated. They rant about MAGA pearl-clutching over Bad Bunny, Trump's latest racist nonsense, gerrymandering blowback, and why Republicans suddenly hate mail-in voting once people start using it. Add in Epstein-name gymnastics, billionaire benefactors with actual morals, reality TV as escapist therapy, and a spirited fight over Alan Cumming's questionable castle couture. Let the games begin!

This one was tough as the world suffered the loss of yet another comedic genius. Chadrick and Producer Mike went on with the show to talk about the little bit of joy that keeps being taken from us in a year that's only a month old. So, rant we did about all things Catherine O'Hara, and we ended with our inimitable style of crapping on everyone's mood by discussing journalist arrests and the administration's clowns in masks executing a horrific plan ... and people. Good riddance January!

Between looming icepocalypse anxiety, Ted Cruz fleeing the scene (again), and Republicans insisting January 6 was basically a light cardio event, the guys rant through weather panic, political cowardice, and courtroom absurdity. There's also Hollywood chaos, from messy accusations and Oscar snubs to Netflix openly admitting it's dumbing things down for phone-addicted viewers. Cap it off with a spirited debate over when TV officially jumps the shark, and you've got an episode that's equal parts cultural autopsy and group therapy. Stay warm, safe and ICE free everyone!

Slipping on black ice and straight into 2026, the crew tears into fake AI "experts," Orange-flavored tech grifts, and a political class that somehow keeps getting louder while learning less. There's plenty of ranting about ICE cosplay turning dangerous, confidence masquerading as competence, and why the machines aren't scary. The people using them are. Toss in Drag Race therapy, trashy reality TV castles, and a little queer joy for balance, and you've got an episode that proves the future is here … and we feel no shame?

Kicking off 2026 with fake optimism and zero tolerance for nonsense, the gang takes on POTUS's gold-plated ego tour, pardon shopping for predators, the Kennedy Center imploding in real time, and why some gays keep auditioning for the Leopards Eating Faces Party. Lee literally phones it in and that sends Chadrick and Mike spiraling.

The gang rings in 2026 by side-eyeing celebrity death scrolls, dunking on Christian hypocrisy, clocking Trump's reality-show presidency, and wondering how the hell Chick-fil-A employees stay that cheerful in a collapsing democracy. From quiet papal shade to loud MAGA nonsense, midterm dreams to end-of-life jokes, this episode is equal parts gallows humor, political exasperation, and sheer resilience, because if the world insists on being ridiculous, Ranting Out Loud is happy to be mean about it.