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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Written by: The Irish Times
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 The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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  • ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’

    ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’
    May 15 2026
    So what do you think? Yeah, no, Nicola – as in, like, Honor’s girlfriend – is showing me a watch that she bought from, like, Tiffany of all places? It must be, like, a grand’s worth.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

    ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
    May 8 2026
    The old man asks me if I’ve been boning up on my Spanish ahead of the trip to Bilbao. I’m like, “Is that where Bilbao is? In Spain?” I honestly think I learned more from rugby than I ever did at school.

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    7 mins
  • I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?

    I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?
    May 1 2026
    So I’m in the gym and I’m bench-pressing, I don’t know, something ridiculous, when all of a sudden there’s someone standing over me and – yeah, no – they’re, like, talking to me? I take out the old AirPods and sit up and it ends up being Nicola, as in, like, Honor’s new – in fairness – girlfriend.

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    6 mins
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