Episodes

  • ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’

    ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’
    Jun 26 2026
    “The fock is going on here?” I go. Because – yeah, no – I’ve arrived home to find my wife, my four sons and my in-laws sitting in front of the TV watching, quite literally, a soccer match? My reaction is basically the same as it would be if I arrived home to find Sorcha in bed with Russell Crowe.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man

    ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man
    Jun 20 2026
    So me and Ronan swing out to – believe it or not – Bray, just to see how my old man is getting on. I’ve a bet with him that he won’t last the summer living out there and I like to check on my investment from time to time.

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    7 mins
  • ‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’

    ‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’
    Jun 12 2026
    I absolutely despise Christian’s wife, Lauren. I say it as well. Not to her face obviously. Sorcha goes, “Ross, you shouldn’t despise anyone.” This coming from the girl who refuses to watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it because he broke Taylor Swift’s hort a life sentence ago.

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    6 mins
  • We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind

    We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind
    Jun 5 2026
    So the latest “thing” in our house is the Swedish death clean. For those of you who aren’t married to Sorcha Lalor, this is a decluttering method that’s meant to spare your loved ones the trouble of sorting through your shit after you’ve dropped the mic.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’

    ‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’
    May 29 2026
    The old man says he thinks he might not live long enough to see Leinster win the European Cup again. I tell him I’m only 46 years old and I’m storting to feel the same way.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’

    ‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’
    May 22 2026
    Sorcha says she’s – oh my God – so excited about Saturday and I tell her I am too. She goes, “These are the moments, aren’t they?” Which is random because she’s hasn’t shown the slightest flicker of interest in rugby since she thought Rob Kearney gave her a smile and a wave at Taste of Dublin the year before the pandemic and I didn’t have the hort to tell her that he was smiling and waving at me.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’

    ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’
    May 15 2026
    So what do you think? Yeah, no, Nicola – as in, like, Honor’s girlfriend – is showing me a watch that she bought from, like, Tiffany of all places? It must be, like, a grand’s worth.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

    ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
    May 8 2026
    The old man asks me if I’ve been boning up on my Spanish ahead of the trip to Bilbao. I’m like, “Is that where Bilbao is? In Spain?” I honestly think I learned more from rugby than I ever did at school.

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    7 mins