On today's episode, Stassi and Taylor talk about life's absurdities and everything they thought would play a massive role in adulthood— from quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, magnifying glasses, and food fights. Stassi shares her late-night obsession: winning TikTok auctions for diamonds (not weird at all). The duo also discusses the latest news surrounding Kelly Clarkson’s viral store feud and Selma Blair's airplane incident.

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LA is giving air fryer vibes in October and Stassi is NOT feeling it! The duo sticks to indoor activities, like unpacking Sarah Jessica Parker's iconic wardrobe and why Sex & the City ruined New Jersey’s reputation for a whole generation. Taylor Swift’s new bonus tracks are hitting like they've never hit before and Taylor just wants to be with the Swifties so bad! They also touch on some Press Tour fashion, give thoughts on Blake Lively news, and get perplexed by Stassi's TikTok algorithm. Taylor has some words for internet trolls attacking moms online, and she also shares her recent experience with Lip Flip procedure.

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Wi-Fi glitches and hangovers can’t stop Stassi and Taylor! "Chad" GPT tries to tell the duo everything they are "too old for" - from low-rise jeans to music festivals. They also talk fashion hot takes and double down on their condiment loyalties (Heinz and Hellmann, where you at?). Plus, Taylor reminisces about a late-night Jay-Z encounter, while Stassi confesses some embarrassing Hollywood stories involving Britney Spears and stalking The Hills filming. It's time to embrace the cringe and all!

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