Welcome to the Sisters Choice Awards.

The ultimate reality TV recap where two sisters hand out chaotic, brutally honest awards to the season’s most unforgettable moments. From jaw-dropping WTF scenes and the most deserved Bombastic Side Eye, to shady TLC Dirty Shots, iconic Best Dressed looks, and absolute What Not To Wear disasters — nothing is off limits.

We debate the season’s biggest teases (Blue Balls), call out who completely Fell Off, celebrate the undeniable MVP, and of course crown the one true Queen.

If it was messy, dramatic, emotional, cringe, hilarious, or completely unhinged… it’s getting a trophy here.

1000 Lb Sisters S8:E10- "Getting Mercinal Right Now"

Season 8, Episode 10, “Getting Mercinal Right Now,” is basically wedding chaos with a side of family therapy. Amy’s big day arrives, but between cold feet (literally—she forgot shoes), missing relatives, and a wedding schedule that exists more as a suggestion than a rule, things get… very Slaton-family very quickly. There’s a lot of nervous energy, a lot of last-minute scrambling, and at least one moment where you’re genuinely not sure if the day will turn emotional, awkward, or full-on reality-TV meltdown.

Meanwhile, the family tries their best to behave themselves—which, historically, is not their strongest skill. Kids in bunny costumes run around, the guys struggle with basic formalwear, and everyone is quietly wondering if the day will stay peaceful or turn into the kind of family confrontation TLC editors dream about.

In the end, it’s messy, heartfelt, slightly delayed, and exactly the kind of unpredictable wedding episode you’d expect from this crew.

1000 Lb Sisters S8:E9 - "Crying Tears of Blood"

This week on 1000-lb Sisters, Amy decides ten days before her wedding is the perfect time to let someone operate on her eyeballs — because nothing says ‘bridal glow’ like potential temporary blindness.

Tammy is once again on the fence about going to the wedding, despite being, you know… invited. Emotional maturity is still buffering.

We get a rehearsal that goes exactly how you’d expect when toddlers are involved — chaos, tears, and Chris questioning everyone’s expectations of small children.

Also: bloody eye reveal, Halloween costumes, and Tammy giving the verbal equivalent of a shrug when she hears her sister made it out of surgery.