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Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

Written by: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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Episodes
  • 365: 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!
    Jan 14 2026

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.

    00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
    00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
    00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
    19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
    00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
    00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
    00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
    00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
    01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
    01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
    01:15:40 – Sock Talk
    01:16:30 – Secret Sock

    Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 364: Brady Going Balls Deep
    Jan 7 2026

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

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    Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup

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    You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 363: New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo Lane
    Dec 31 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com


    New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.

    Follow Matteo Lane:
    Instagram: @matteolane
    TikTok: @matteolane
    X: @matteolane
    YouTube: Matteo Lane
    Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com

    Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast

    Happy Thursday
    – drinkhappythursday.com/socks
    If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday
    Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks




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    1 hr and 30 mins
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