Episodes

  • Ep. 32 - “Dr. Seuss’s Hair Cutting School For the Blind” w/ Dylan McKeever
    Mar 11 2025

    We have Dylan back since Jeff cancelled! We talk about playing Pikmin till the end of the the administration/world (whatever comes first), how we’re proud of reading chapter books, if it is or is not social justice to write Yelp Reviews, how Sammy got their snort back and Dylan’s journey with a new mattress she already texted Hay but Hay didn’t text back.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Ep. 31 - “GayDHD”
    Mar 3 2025

    This week we ask, are electrolytes real? Also: training to finger with Tech Decks, Lang gives us a Black History test, we talk about current friggin TV shows, Sammy does an anti-Swiftie rant, Hay rants about how polkadots are for babies, and we beg they make texting and driving safer for America’s children (us).

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    53 mins
  • Ep. 30 - “License Plate CRUSHIN” w/ Jeff Dean
    Feb 24 2025

    If you've heard about Jeff, you still will - because for the fourth time we booked him and he cancelled on us. Lang made us record Jeff cancelling on the phone with us from literally outside the building. Enjoy - this is the Jeffisode.

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    7 mins
  • Ep. 29 - “Size Queen Friendly”
    Feb 17 2025

    We have a lot of Kendrick songs stuck in our head and unfortunately quote Black thinkers up top. We SPOIL the last ep of The Traitors, cooking shows, Superbowl conspiracies, we read a disgusting Feeld profile of a straight couple, and we try to end slow salads and small discounts.

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    52 mins
  • Ep. 28 - "Tortured Fascists Department"
    Feb 10 2025

    We don’t know what happened this episode (it’s giving gas leak) but we are not okay. It’s our first recording since Tronk and Alan Musk started their thing and we try to do segments and structured activities, and then resisted we believe as a form of coping. We fall on the floor laughing a lot so if you don’t want that don’t listen to this. During this synchronized mental breakdown we somehow write an email to spam ICE, Sammy makes a doge meme for Elon, cover trying to download a rejection sensitivity app, protein maxing, and ordering to-go food.

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    58 mins
  • Ep. 27 - “Put Your Math Where Your Mouth Is ” w/ Ryan Daly
    Feb 3 2025

    WELCOME TO RYAN'S WORLD.

    Our first listener Ryan (Math guy, musician, friend collector) is on the pod this week. We talk about being ally to the straights, everybody can do Math, bisexuals are real, peeing in the shower, . Ryan's goal for 2025 is to not make new friends and he is failing at it. Do NOT DM him on IG unless you want math tutoring: https://www.instagram.com/citrusappreciator/

    That's so Ryan coming this Fall 2025 on the That's so Podcast network.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Ep. 26 - "Vivas Los Twinks"
    Jan 27 2025

    It’s our first recording post LA-fires and we are here to say don’t donate your dirty underwear just so you don’t have to do your laundry! We also discuss ghosts, aliens again (but just a little), how the pope is queer baiting, the word “partner” and what gender we hope Trump picks for us.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Ep. 25 - “They/Them is Not All That” w/ Lindsay Adams
    Jan 20 2025

    Lindsay Adams (standup, starred in [play name] when she was 5) and we talk about worst words for vagina, our favorite vaccines, how Monk was kinda c*nty, judges helping you pick a nonbinary name, why biches with eating disorders make the best bakers, (somehow) early childhood development, people announcing social media breaks, the meaning of karaoke and horni male baker influencers.

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    1 hr and 47 mins