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The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon

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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.Copyright 2023 All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • 81: Drunken Heron Style vs. Authorial Intent

    81: Drunken Heron Style vs. Authorial Intent
    Oct 13 2026

    I love Kung Fu.

    Questions asked:

    • What's your frustrating addiction?
    • What non-digital art form do you want to be really good at?
    • You can only listen to one album for a year. What is it?
    • After years of training, you're starring in a kung fu movie. Which style did you master?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 80: Don't Slug It Up — Unlock Your Snail!

    80: Don't Slug It Up — Unlock Your Snail!
    Sep 29 2026

    Shine your shell, you can do it.

    (Note: the em dash is an important piece of punctuation and I will never stop using it. Not letting AI take another thing from me.)

    Questions asked:

    • The Devil's in a bind, he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal — with you. What test of skill is he challenging you to?
    • What popular movie do you have zero intention of watching?
    • What's that one time you were right, but no one listened?
    • What's a game that you hate that you love?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 79: Overrated, Underrated, and Full-Out Lies

    79: Overrated, Underrated, and Full-Out Lies
    Sep 15 2026

    We got a lot of lukewarm takes on this one.

    Questions asked:

    • What was your favorite playground rumor?
    • Most overrated snack: go!
    • You get Tom and Jerry'd to death. What did you in?
    • Best Pokemon design. Go!

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 10 mins
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