We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal.

Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways.

02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic

05:50 First Call Alice Returns

09:43 Scandal

11:47 Chopper Gold Interview

15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist

20:16 Easy money

22:45 Marketing Monday

30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk

37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway

39:04 Tuesday News Radar

41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons

46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win

48:34 Easy Money

50:36 A Lister Debate

58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote

01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats

01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?

That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.

Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.