Roses are red. Violets are blue. This holiday was weird… and kind of violent too.

This week, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson dig up the spooky origins of Valentine’s Day and discover that love is built on martyrs, ancient Roman chaos, ritual pairings, and some extremely dramatic saint lore. We’re talking executions, fertility festivals, and how we somehow turned all that into heart-shaped chocolate capitalism.

Was Valentine real? Were there multiple Valentines? Why were heads rolling? And how did we go from ancient rituals to Walgreens stuffed animals?

It’s romance. It’s history. It’s mildly cursed.

Light a candle. Text your situationship. And press play.

In this episode, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson set out with good intentions and a timeline. We start by tracing the surprisingly wild history of 3D printing. From early experimental machines and sci-fi dreams to how printers escaped the lab and landed on desks, garages, and convention floors everywhere.

We talk breakthroughs, weird inventions, and how the tech went from “this will change the world” to “why is it making that noise?”

And then… the last 15 minutes happen.

The facts dissolve. The structure collapses. The conversation mutates into pure, unfiltered chaos. Tangents multiply, logic takes a coffee break, and whatever discipline we had left is absolutely abandoned.

Educational at first. Unhinged by the end. Exactly as planned. 🔥🖨️

Winter hits different. The days are shorter, the sun clocks out early, and suddenly everything feels a little heavier. This week, Jade, Lavender, and Crimson dig into the winter blues. The seasonal sadness, the cabin fever, the brain fog, the “why am I like this” spiral and how we fight back.

We’re talking real coping mechanisms, dumb little joys that keep us functioning, routines that help (sometimes), and the small acts of defiance that make winter survivable. From comfort media and creative outlets to spite-fueled motivation and letting yourself rot responsibly, this episode is equal parts honest, cathartic, and weirdly comforting.

If winter has you feeling low, stuck, or emotionally hibernating, you’re not alone. We’re right there with you, clawing toward the light, one warm drink and unhinged rant at a time.