Matt didn't go to the gym. Renovations. Toilet glitch on aircraft carrier. Simulation games. Wrapping up the Winter Olympics. Altitude sickness. Australia Post uniforms. Throwing stuff away. What presents to get kids. Ed stores his stuff in Alex's shed. Fly in the sauce. Ed lies about finding a redback on his shoe. Matt loses it. Talking pizza. Taking driving tests for other people. Cars are evil. Dutch person impersonation. What happened at the BAFTAs. Ricky Gervais. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Scheming eunuchs.

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Low ratings. Toilet update. Pissing on the floor. Bum Farto. Penis injections update. BBLs. Cricket. WWI ordinance in anus. Hero Alex. Albury emergency landing. Hero Indian restaurant. Vigilante justice. Phone thieves. Big Issue. Winter Olympics AI plagiarism. Olympians running out of condoms. Norwegian ski rage. Ed and Matt sound the same. Doomsday cults. Keto. Dropped burger. Pre-wake McDonald's. Food is bad in the UK. Sandwich chat. Matt painstakingly recounts a scene from The Founder for some reason. Other podcasts that are better than ours. Culture is dead. Futurama.

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Mea culpa. Movie Talk. Cool phone numbers. Pokemon license plates. Quantitative easing. Dennis the Menace. Winter Olympics. Penis injections. Scrotum injections. Epstein contrarians. Superbowl. Parma vs parmi vs parmo. Chip butty. Chinese food by the quart. Parma banh mi. Roll in a roll. Surprise divorce party. Helicopter weight tests. Listening to other podcasts. Munich. The War Nerd. Voice mail. Aliens. Corner shop loyalty. Counterfeit tobacco. Bluey in WWII. Harry Potter.

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