Napoleonic warfare. Queensland. Fried food innovations. Library restrictions. Ed gets seasick. Theme parks. Fantasy reenactments. Smartarse at work. Tesla. Breakfast guy. Husbands in toilets. Jackass. Tapping on with your phone. Summer penis. Game of Thrones.

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Jelly beans. Dr Karl. Impromptu keyboardist. James Bond. Couch multiplayer. Internet forums. Waiting. Social media bans. Japanese royal family. UK royal family. Terracotta warriors. Tradie murder witness. No comment. Police buffoonery. Microwave rice. Live cycling accident video watchalong. Boomer mindset. Call centre techniques.

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Live analytics reveal. Goatse. New restaurant. Foot guys. CIA heist. Gold and silver as stores of value. Magic Myki. Corner shop update. Memories of getting mugged. Picking fights with the wrong guys. Sneaking in a name change at your wedding. Cheese cake. Enhanced Games. Alex went to the football twice. Matt went to a victory parade. Back to footy chat. Bird masturbation. Wrong Uber. Local government. UK politics (sorry).

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Computers are bad now. Hemorrhoids. Builders. Aquarium update. Ballmaxxing. Plumber's crack. Complainers. Callers. Free Asange. Review defamation. Melbourne bootleg wars. Board games. Michelle Obama in conversation with Annabel Crabb. Meghan Markle's TV show. Cooking lies. American cooking culture. Bad posture. Spitting. Inappropriately-named business. 30 Rock.

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Japanese toilets. Docklands Star. KFC train. Attacking delivery robots. China. RIP Jeeves. Claude. RIP self-serve soft drink machines. Outhouse collapse. Neo-feudalism. Yanis Varoufakis. British politics. More poo stories. Bowel cancer. Fritz. Peanut butter. What makes people listen to this show. Microplastics. Recycling. Gas leak. Alex's Grill'd go-to. Divorced dad sleepover. More McDonald's. Pointless story.

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Bunnings trade section. Becoming landscapers. Bunnings sausage prices. Onions. Peanut allergies. Chimp civil war. US navy food. Neighbour dispute. Boring explanation of Matt's property boundary issues. Fake maple syrup. Fake Lego. Advice column. GLP-1s. More neighbour disputes. Ed doesn't know what a spark plug is. Fake advice columns. Movie Talk. Outwitting ourselves. Baldness drugs. The male insecurity market.

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Sydney. Public transport tickets. Petrol prices. Dezi Freeman. Big Arch. Fast food news. Turkey mince guy. Advice column. Crazy conversations on the train. Gaslighting. Yet more toilet seat talk. Ed and Matt gush about Mad Men. Moon. Russell Crowe. Movie Talk. Kit Kat heist.

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Matt didn't go to the gym. Renovations. Toilet glitch on aircraft carrier. Simulation games. Wrapping up the Winter Olympics. Altitude sickness. Australia Post uniforms. Throwing stuff away. What presents to get kids. Ed stores his stuff in Alex's shed. Fly in the sauce. Ed lies about finding a redback on his shoe. Matt loses it. Talking pizza. Taking driving tests for other people. Cars are evil. Dutch person impersonation. What happened at the BAFTAs. Ricky Gervais. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Scheming eunuchs.

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