This Week’s Kamentary

• Tomi Adeyemi
• Objects we wish were real
• Angry monster noises
• Megumi’s still here
• Tropasatsu: I Call it Vera
• A Ghost Boat
• Hamasaki Mika
• Head Cannon, more, again
• Auntie is still part of the show
• The limitations of verbally describing a visual medium
• How to retraumatize a traumatized child
• Tell don’t show
• Genre awareness, or lack thereof
• Buzzstinger Hornet, Wasp, and Bee
• Hu’s on first
• A misdirect so good, it is actually bad
• Spin to win
• The Goro Akechi Principle

Next Time: Philosophy and shit

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• Ichi the Witch, again
• Fashion Icon Goro-chan, more, again
• Symbiosis
• Asano Megumi
• The fun of being bisexual
• A romantic story
• Fanservice galore
• A similar, but different, romantic story
• Stoogery, more, again
• Inoue and women, more, again
• Variations on the past of Megumi and Kitaoka
• A Kitaoka trivia contest
• Unspeakable personal hobbies
• Megumi’s “un”expected talent
• Jared’s new ship
• The 180-degree line
• Soap Opera disease, again
• An unorthodox way to stop a mirror monster
• A romantic montage on a lazy Susan
• A great filming location
• The writers are cowards
• Foreshadowing is…
• Tropasatsu: Mistaken for Dying
• A missed opportunity
• ORE’s new employee
• Shimada is scary

Next Time: There’s a snake in my boat

Theme Song: Hot Sumer by f(X)

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This Week’s Kamentary

• Cody’s side hustle, again
• Dragonsteel Nexus, more, Again
• You know you fucked up when
• Time shenanigans, again
• Protagonist concussions
• Shinobu Kurai, the Gendo Akari looking mother fucker
• The cure to male loneliness
• Goro-chan is just that good
• Tropasatsu: Big Lipped Alligator Moment, or BLAM!
• Polycules solve everything
• Stoogery, in several flavors
• Sonorabuma
• Shieldboarder and his codpiece
• A perfect pair
• Yui’s Entrapment Persona
• The stoogery has not, and will not stop
• Takeuchi Mari
• A misleading necklace
• Sartorial comfort levels
• Cody puts more thought than Inoue
• Hot chocolate cicadas
• Inoue’s strong suit

The audiobook Cody narrated is called "Super Materials of the Future"

Next Time: A Goro-chan focused episode?

Theme Song: Stupid Cupid by NCT Dream

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This Week’s Kamentary

• Luude
• Brandon Sanderson, more, again
• Colossus: The Forbin Project
• Metric for episode quality
• Time Vent
• Time shenanigans
• Symbolism
• Things my dad says
• Stuff we forgot
• Existential Horror
• A bunch of assholes
• Changed timelines, possibly
• Asakura crotch
• Gold Bird Jerk
• Tropasatsu: Note to Self
• Shinji’s, new motivation
• What this was all for
• Majora’s Mask
• Our favorite clip show
• Gambling

Next Time: Tonal whiplash

Theme Song: Chronosaurus by Stray Kidz

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This Week’s Kamentary

• Weird genres of media we enjoy
• 13th disambiguated
• Final Fantasy Naming
• Abysslasher, Abyssagon, and Kamen Rider Abyss
• Physics breaking punches
• Yui gets her agency back
• Science Mirrors
• A child’s ultimate weapon
• Golden anaconda
• Auntie’s two things
• Breakfast foods, or lack there of
• Shinji’s new bestie
• Stoogery
• Asakura’s new hovel
• A very special episode
• C water
• Why Goro-chan is great
• Kamen Rider Odin
• Shocking revelations
• Tropasatsu: 13 is unlucky
• Cool swords
• Shinji’s debt to Ren, more, again

Next Time: It’s just a jump to the left

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This Week’s Kamentary

• Fan mail
• Gundam Thunderbolt: December Sky
• Chris Angel
• Progress perception
• Proper Goro-chan fashion
• Kitaoka’s new game
• Literal executive dysfunction
• A moral filibuster
• Thinks He’s Important and Goro-sham
• AbyssHammer, A Battle Toad Chrysler
• The return of Yui’s agency
• Super lawyers and gyoza
• Transitory injuries
• Beeps and boops
• Cat names
• Tropasatsu: Loyal Phlebotinum
• Stoogery
• Shark colors?

Next Time: Unlucky Thirteen

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This Week’s Kamentary

• Bears Talk Bisons
• Flavors of cider
• A weird transition
• A very blatant love confession
• Asakura Akira
• Reiko’s motivation, or lack thereof
• The illusion of movement
• OhNoue strikes again
• Signs of a narcissist
• A very familiar location
• A sudden, but inevitable betrayl
• Reiko’s skewed priorities
• A long procession of new challengers
• Ghosts of Kamen Riders past
• Unite Vent
• Genocider, a Zoid
• Tropasatsu: Names to Run Away from Very Fast
• The limits of Kamentary Track after Dark
• Inoue’s, not so, secret skill set

Next Time: Zolda shenans aigan

Theme Song: Play Dumb by OMEGA X

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This Week’s Kamentary

• The Birb Saga, continued
• Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
• Words have meanings
• Negazelle
• A distressed ingenue
• Shinji’s big issue
• How to avoid murderers
• A weird sex thing
• Tropasatsu: Intrepid Reporters
• The lynch pin to Shimada’s life
• Agito, again, maybe
• The titular Ouja’s Secret
• Ren’s still a tsundere bitch
• The reflection of a playground
• Omegazelle
• Wings of Gales Darkraider
• Blast Vent
• Gloriously stupidly overly complicated finisher Final Vent: Shippudan
• Shinji’s “genius” idea
• Zelle disambiguation
• How to ruin a cliff hangar
• Cape and Water Buffalo, diambiguated

Next Time: It’s all coming together for Asakura

Theme Song: Power Up by Red Velvet

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