This morning on The Morning After, bees are preventing a family from leaving their home, a Florida man did a very not-Florida Man thing by returning a fanny pack filled with $30,000, a man wearing flip flops was searching for another man wearing flip flops on Missed Connections, a new TikTok Trend has people only eating food from the Bible, our MVPs stole two bongs from a gas station, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Bees preventing family from leaving home
07:05 - Florida man returns fanny pack
12:23 - Missed Connections
21:49 - TikTok Trend
29:33 - MVP
37:06 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, ‘ballmaxxing’ is a thing, robot wolves are a hot commodity in Japan, a man crashed a runway show on the beach in Australia, our MVP was caught masturbating inside a pharmacy, French police are warning residents about drunk deer, and a man stole thousands from a retired teacher to buy property and OnlyFans subscriptions.

00:13 - Ballmaxxing
09:02 - Robot wolves a hot commodity in Japan
15:12 - Man crashes runway show in Australia
21:15 - MVP
29:33 - French police warning about drunk deer
35:02 - Man steals money for property and OnlyFans

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This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair and a leopard-print jacket was arrested after robbing a bank, and loud, horny peacocks are terrorizing a town in Italy.

00:13 - All-you-can-eat buffet institutes a puke fee
08:32 - KITT gets a ticket
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:07 - Tourist beat up for throwing rock at seal
26:52 - MVP
35:08 - Woman with blue hair and leopard jacket robs bank
40:01 - Loud, horny peacocks terrorizing Italian community

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