This morning on The Morning After, bees are preventing a family from leaving their home, a Florida man did a very not-Florida Man thing by returning a fanny pack filled with $30,000, a man wearing flip flops was searching for another man wearing flip flops on Missed Connections, a new TikTok Trend has people only eating food from the Bible, our MVPs stole two bongs from a gas station, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Bees preventing family from leaving home
07:05 - Florida man returns fanny pack
12:23 - Missed Connections
21:49 - TikTok Trend
29:33 - MVP
37:06 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, ‘ballmaxxing’ is a thing, robot wolves are a hot commodity in Japan, a man crashed a runway show on the beach in Australia, our MVP was caught masturbating inside a pharmacy, French police are warning residents about drunk deer, and a man stole thousands from a retired teacher to buy property and OnlyFans subscriptions.

00:13 - Ballmaxxing
09:02 - Robot wolves a hot commodity in Japan
15:12 - Man crashes runway show in Australia
21:15 - MVP
29:33 - French police warning about drunk deer
35:02 - Man steals money for property and OnlyFans

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This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair and a leopard-print jacket was arrested after robbing a bank, and loud, horny peacocks are terrorizing a town in Italy.

00:13 - All-you-can-eat buffet institutes a puke fee
08:32 - KITT gets a ticket
16:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:07 - Tourist beat up for throwing rock at seal
26:52 - MVP
35:08 - Woman with blue hair and leopard jacket robs bank
40:01 - Loud, horny peacocks terrorizing Italian community

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Traverse City stole wine by sticking it in her vagina, you should stop doing the peace sign in your selfies, two men stole 100 hot dogs on Florida/Not Florida, four of the five statues placed in the middle of a roundabout have been damaged, our MVP sets themselves on fire instead of the building they wanted to set on fire, a 6-foot tall pencil is running for governor in Oregon, and someone in Australia stole 200 pregnant sheep.

00:13 - TC woman puts wine in her vagina
09:41 - Stop doing the peace sign in selfies
16:14 - Florida/Not Florida
23:57 - Statues in middle of roundabout damaged
29:52 - MVP
36:25 - 6-foot tall pencil running for governor
43:20 - Pregnant sheep stolen

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This morning on The Morning After, a doctor fixed a patient’s heart palpitations with a finger in the butt, Video Jimmy joined us to play Florida/Not Florida (and raise his banner), men in Russia are paying to get Cauliflower Ear, our MVP used an employee-only tool to steal Magic: The Gathering cards, we had an update on the man that stole and swallowed $700,000 Tiffany earrings, and The Royal Navy has to rethink their new uniforms for female officers.

00:13 - Heart palpitations fixed with finger
05:33 - Florida/Not Florida
14:58 - Men paying for Cauliflower Ear
20:47 - MVP
28:15 - MA Update
33:28 - The Royal Navy rethinking uniforms

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her hairstylist on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ there’s a shrine you can pray to for concert tickets, a man was searching for his muse and she was searching for him on Missed Connections, a woman found two alligators fighting on her porch, our MVP was operating a drone while drunk (along with a couple of other things), and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:11 - Shrine to pray for concert tickets
14:44 - Missed Connections
24:23 - Two alligators fighting
28:10 - MVP
36:17 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn’t have his third penis removed, but he did have a third of his penis removed.

00:13 - Distillery has fence stolen
08:15 - Happy Meals are better with beer
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:04 - MA Update
31:50 - MVP
40:05 - Half-Ass Bar robbed
45:56 - What Matt read vs. the real headline

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This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poop-nami’ is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggles getting answers from customer service, and a robot caused a flight delay in Oakland.

00:13 - ‘Poop-nami’ closes beaches in CA
06:59 - Eye injuries from a Thermos
13:41 - Florida/Not Florida
22:49 - Canadian fiddle player suing Google
29:45 - MVP
36:13 - Pope has customer service problems
42:44 - Robot causes flight delay

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