This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated the first and only Incest Friday with a man falling in love with his mother, police are searching for the person that drew penises all over the Buffalo Bills new stadium, we spent some time at the grocery store on Missed Connections, someone is stealing coconuts in Hollywood, Florida, a drunk dentist was our MVP, we introduced you to Punch The Monkey, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Incest Friday
08:25 - Police searching for Bills stadium graffiti artist
13:27 - Missed Connections
21:50 - Someone is stealing coconuts in Florida
27:30 - MVP
36:23 - Punch The Monkey
41:22 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman has been charged after pelting her significant other with pickles, a bear stole a package off a porch in Florida, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a family wheeled a corpse into the bank after they wouldn’t pay out the funeral insurance without proof, our MVP was drunk when he went to pay his open container fine, female tortoises will walk off a cliff to avoid sex, and a man had to go to the hospital following a game of beer pong.

00:13 - Florida pickle pelting
08:13 - Bear steals a package off a porch
13:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:57 - Corpse wheeled into bank lobby
30:50 - MVP
37:58 - Female tortoises walk off cliff
43:15 - Hospital visit after beer pong game

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This morning on The Morning After, a man assaulted his significant other with a delicious chicken sandwich, a man got the voice of Morgan from ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ to do a cameo for his girlfriend after he deleted her saved progress, a man passed out in the Taco Bell drive-thru on Florida/Not Florida, a judge has decided that Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling them boneless wings, our MVP gave children laxatives at the daycare she worked at, and kung-fu robots are a lot more lifelike than people expected.

00:13 - Man assaults significant other with chicken sandwich
08:39 - RDR2 actor apologizes for man
14:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:20 - Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling them boneless
28:02 - MVP
37:04 - Kung-fu robots are very lifelike

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This morning on The Morning After, a Raising Cane’s location in Massachusetts is at risk of being evicted after resident complained about the delicious fried chicken smells, a new TikTok Trend has people buying pies at Ace Hardware, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man used a donkey as a getaway vehicle, our mayor MVP was caught pantsless inside city hall, a man was caught stealing bees in California, and fans of the Oshawa Generals had to be reminded to take showers.

00:13 - Raising Cane’s smells may lead to eviction
07:42 - TikTok Trend
13:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:37 - Man uses donkey as getaway vehicle
32:15 - MVP
40:55 - Man caught stealing bees
47:41 - Oshawa Generals fans are stinky

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This morning on The Morning After, a nutrition chatbot can recommend what foods are best to consume through your butt, doctors in the UK are being asked to not discourage marriage between cousins, a man was upset at the Walmart jewelry counter on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is going on a run in the shape of a penis to raise money for prostate health, our MVP was drinking Buzzballs on his Amazon route, ‘smart underwear’ can track your farts, and a man sent out postcards after his death.

00:13 - Chatbot tells you what foods are best for your rectum
08:40 - UK doctors won’t discourage cousin marriage
15:19 - Florida/Not Florida
22:48 - Woman running in penis shape for prostate health
28:10 - MVP
36:25 - ‘Smart underwear’ can track your farts
43:20 - Man sends out postcards after death

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This morning on The Morning After, a man is more concerned with missing the release of GTA 6 than he is about going to prison for life, a herd of llamas stopped a burglar, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a new sport in Australia features men simply running into each other, our MVP slashed her ‘baby daddy’ for sleeping with her sister, we had an update on the paramedic originally accused of peeing in an ice maker, and the stolen, blinged out bear has been found!

00:13 - Man worried about missing release of GTA 6
07:10 - Herd of llamas stops burglar
12:46 - Florida/Not Florida
21:18 - New sport has men running into each other
26:47 - MVP
33:54 - MA Update
40:40 - Stolen, blinged out bear found

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This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on the man that was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner, a man threw a pop at teens and then mooned them on Florida/Not Florida, a man running away from a herd of elephants was killed by a crocodile, our MVP kicked his own ass to steal money from the business he worked at, a coffee shop in California was just a front for a strip club, and a road in the UK is closed for six weeks to allow frogs, toads, and newts to get across.

00:13 - MA Update
07:16 - Florida/Not Florida
14:16 - Man running from elephants killed by croc
19:14 - MVP
28:54 - Coffee shop was really a strip club
35:32 - UK road closes for frogs, toads, newts

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This morning on The Morning After, a serial pooper was finally caught in Wisconsin, witches are getting the boot off Etsy, someone is searching for Travis on Missed Connections, two siblings got into a fight over the last sticky bun, our MVP tried to get his phone charger back after not paying his bar tab, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Serial pooper caught in WI
06:36 - Witches getting kicked of Etsy
12:34 - Missed Connections
22:26 - Two siblings fight over sticky bun
28:28 - MVP
35:47 - Things We Missed

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