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The New Ark

Written by: Elliot Connor & Joe Wilkins
  • Summary

  • Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through space to find Earth 2.0. New episodes each Friday. Follow along @newarkhives to leave your votes. All complaints in white ink. No refunds or returns.

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    Elliot Connor & Joe Wilkins
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Episodes
  • Flothrowy
    Jun 11 2023
    In this season finale: a special guest, flies as pets, a productivity hack with hanging anvils and how to catch Kristen Bell. Flies, crows and sloths battle for the final place on the ark. Elliot, Joe and Saf plan how to have 500 children. Same old nonsense. See you next season!

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    57 mins
  • Camels
    Jun 2 2023
    This episode: the new ark does drinking games, Joe shares wisdoms on pee consistency and Elliot readies arson charges. Also: the camel that shot its owner. Just cos'.

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    40 mins
  • Leeches
    May 26 2023
    This week on Ark the musical, we invent leech porn. What a climax.

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    35 mins

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