The Ancients take advantage of the innocent questions of Mia the Dragon to skitter off in nineteen different directions at once, offending everyone in the process, as is their wont!

Listener James has four questions for the Ancients, and their answers fill the entirety of the show. Moral: Do not question an Ancient, for they will answer with Too Much Information!

The Ancients dig everything out of their chest of Listener Questions and free them to haunt the world. At the very bottom. crushed under the weight of the questions but still barely alive, they find Hope! But Bill was faster and killed it before it could get away!

As they get together to throw rocks and insults at neighborhood kids on their lawn, three of the four Ancients - Rob Conley, Bill Reich, and clash bowley - discuss their ideosyncratic views on various RPG issues and how they deal with them. Also cats!

The Ancients continue addressing listener questions - this time Lifepaths, TPKs, and random little things

The Ancients reply to listeners' questions with surprisingly little snark

The Ancients get down and dirty with Hit Points, what actually is Role Playing, and Rules and Rulings

The Ancients attempt to prove they can talk without rambling incoherently as they discuss campaigns