Episodes

  • Ep .031: Baby Don't Hurt Me Nimmo
    Jan 15 2026

    A 1-for-1 trade has brought Brandon Nimmo to the Rangers, and we want to know: If the Big Apple were in Texas, would it be called the Bigger Apple? In this episode, WE. BREAK. DOWN. EVERYTHING. From Nimmo’s experience days leading up to the trade to reading between the lines of Semien’s exiting quotes to unpacking Nimmo’s entire plate approach. Robbie is concerned about his defense. Tony is concerned about his defense. Christopher is concerned about his defense.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep. 030: Even We Can't Believe These Trades
    Jan 6 2026

    Before hopping completely back in the saddle for 2026, we are humbled by our 2025 predictions for Jake Burger, Joc Pederson, and Kyle Higashioka. In this episode, we do what we could not last season and try to make reasonable predictions - this time, it’s trades. Robbie still yearns for Brent Rooker, Chris suggests a few 1-for-1s, and Tony thinks the Twins’ cupboard still has some non-perishable items for the taking.

    SHOW NOTES: Corey “Cookie Monster” Seager 🍪https://bit.ly/4qFmZ32 CC & Amber Sabathia costumes 👶 https://bit.ly/4qJy1EH

    LINKS: Spotify ⚾ https://bit.ly/41njqFi Apple Podcasts ⚾ https://apple.co/4gmfoRW YouTube ⚾ https://bit.ly/3BmuqIv Amazon Music ⚾ https://amzn.to/4g6KUno Podbean ⚾ https://therangerzone.podbean.com/ Instagram ⚾ https://instagram.com/rangerzonepod Twitter ⚾ https://x.com/rangerzonepod/

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep .029: Contracts, Money, Neckties, High Voltage!
    Dec 6 2025

    Even though Chris Young said he can’t spend a lot of Ray Davis’ money in 2026, we still think there’s a budget team to be built. In this episode, we count the nickels and dimes of player salaries for next season and play free agent musical chairs. How do Dustin May, Zac Gallen or Victor Caratini sound? Chris also debuts a new POWER RANKINGS segment.

    SHOW NOTES: https://bit.ly/48nwfmh ⚾ CY year-end presser

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Ep .028: Amateur Broadcast Three-atre
    Nov 15 2025

    We’re back in our make-believe booth for the final edition of Amateur Broadcast Theater for the 2025 Rangers season. In this episode, you’ll hear the sounds and our calls of the final game from Sunday, September 28th, against the Cleveland Guardians, which includes a guest appearance from Christopher’s dad acting as a sort of on-field reporter as he attended the game in Cleveland. Lots of electric plays, a few home runs and a season that ended poetically at 81-81.

    SHOW NOTES: Rookie Superheroes ⚾ https://bit.ly/47WDfoD

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    2 hrs and 46 mins
  • Ep .027: "Skip"ping into the Offseason
    Nov 4 2025

    Just who is Skip Schumacher? You’re about to find out. In this episode, we chronicle Skip’s time as a player, bench coach, and, of course, a skipper. We’ll never forget the heartbreaking 2011 WS, you know, the one where Skip’s team won. But we’re hoping his vision for better communication, stronger teambuilding, and establishing a new “winning clubhouse culture” throughout his next four seasons as the Rangers’ manager might help soothe the lasting burn.

    SHOW NOTES: Ichiro Ballin’ at 51⚾ https://bit.ly/43aMTT6 Schumacher’s Press Conference ⚾ https://bit.ly/4qEc2j0

    LINKS: Spotify ⚾ https://bit.ly/41njqFi Apple Podcasts ⚾ https://apple.co/4gmfoRW YouTube ⚾ https://bit.ly/3BmuqIv Amazon Music ⚾ https://amzn.to/4g6KUno Podbean ⚾ https://therangerzone.podbean.com/ Instagram ⚾ https://instagram.com/rangerzonepod Twitter ⚾ https://x.com/rangerzonepod/

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep .026: We Have Become Comfortably Numb-ers
    Oct 27 2025

    The Rangers’ 81-81 record may be the numbers that measured wins and losses, but we spread the data sheets and found our limelight-less favorites from the 2025 season. In this episode, we get nerdy by the numbers and put a bow on our perfectly average end result. Robbie celebrates Higashioka’s career year, Tony hands out his own team awards, and Christopher remembers Bobby Wilson.

    SHOW NOTES Seager’s Welcome Firstborn ⚾http://bit.ly/4hwXaPl Smith’s Welcome Firstborn ⚾http://bit.ly/4hAykhM

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Ep .023: Amateur Broadcast Theater II - Baseball Boogaloo
    Oct 7 2025

    The Dont-Quit-Your-Day-Job team is here again for another edition of Amateur Broadcast Theater. In this episode, we called the Sunday, July 27th matchup between the Texas Rangers and Atlanta Braves – a win that would secure our 2nd consecutive series sweep. This time Christopher gets a home run call. So, sit down, strap in, and let’s play ball.

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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • Ep .025: Stars Aren’t The Only Thing Realigning
    Sep 17 2025

    The Rangers have miraculously un-slumped, and a playoff appearance is closer than it’s ever been. While the younglings realign our postseason hopes, the league eyes team realignment and expansion. In this episode, we build our own dream divisions that completely upend everything baseball traditionalists care about. Robbie says it’s all about geography, Tony says it’s all about the money, and Christopher is outside yelling at the clouds.

    SHOW NOTES: Phillies Karen ⚾️ http://bit.ly/4nC6NhF

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    56 mins