🎄🥓 Brace your breakfast buns and fasten those trivia trousers — it’s Part Two of the Christmas Special of The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show!

It’s the end of the year, the mince pies are stale, and the studio fire alarm is definitely still going off from last week’s “experimental” mulled-wine fondue. So what better way to wrap things up than with a double-serving of retro nonsense?

Presiding over the festive mayhem is the man, the myth, the cardigan enthusiast: Retro Mike Kennedy — a host who delights in torturing his contestants with games so silly they’re technically illegal in three countries. This week he’s treating us to a very special edition of Polly’s Got a Cracker! — a game so chaotic it makes charades look like a tax seminar.

Joining the seasonal shenanigans:

• Jenni Wenni — the loyal team captain whose bladder is as unpredictable as the scoring system.
• Wanted Joe — still evading capture, but never a correct answer.
• Little Baby Luke — appearing with written permission from his mum and a strict “no sugary cereals” clause.
• Adrien — our “illegal” player, proudly waving his green card like it’s a backstage pass to Santa’s grotto.
• Suk — the latest evolutionary stage of our ongoing box‑ticking experiment, now with 20% more festive confusion.

With games that absolutely do not work on radio, podcasts, or frankly any known medium, this episode is festive, ridiculous, and unquestionably more entertaining than the King’s Speech — and with fewer corgis.

🎄🥓 Hold onto your toast and tighten those trivia trousers — it’s Part One of the Christmas Special of The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show!

It’s the end of the year, and what better way to sign off than with a double helping of retro chaos? Guiding us through the merriment is the host with the most, Retro Mike Kennedy, who gleefully subjects the team to the silliest games imaginable — including a very festive edition of Sausages.

Joining the madness are:

• Jenni Wenni — the ever-faithful (and slightly incontinent) team captain.
• Wanted Joe — still on the run, but never from trivia.
• Little Baby Luke — released on special permission from his mum.
• Adrien — our “illegal” player, proudly waving his green card.
• Suk — the latest evolution of our box-ticking experiment.

With Christmas Sausages on the menu, what more could you possibly want to listen to? It’s festive, it’s ridiculous, and it’s far more fun than the King’s Speech!

🎙️ After 14 gloriously chaotic episodes, the Retro Breakfast Quiz Show team are finally kicking off their shoes (and possibly losing them), pouring themselves a well-earned drink (or three), and basking in the warm, slightly unhinged glow of a season that defied logic, gravity, and good taste.

Retro Mike, our resident musical genius and part-time disco philosopher, has composed an epic medley of tunes that pay tribute to the unforgettable cast of characters who made this season sparkle like a glitter bomb in a bingo hall. From the mysterious and mildly dangerous Wanted Joe, to the ever-effervescent Jenni Wenni, the pint-sized powerhouse Baby Luke, the unflappable Tamika, and of course, everyone's favourite border-hopping heartthrob, Adrien—the illegal immigrant with a heart of gold and a passport made of dreams.

This isn’t just a recap—it’s a full-blown, toe-tapping, laugh-snorting, memory-lane-strolling musical extravaganza. So grab your headphones, your beverage of choice, and maybe a snack shaped like a question mark, and enjoy this silly, sentimental tribute to the season that was.

Because before you know it, we’ll be decking the halls, jingling the bells, and unleashing our Christmas Special—followed by Season Two, which promises to be even more ridiculous, more musical, and possibly more illegal.

Stay tuned. Stay silly. Stay retro.