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The Thieves Guild

The Thieves Guild

Written by: Jake Kerr | Epic Fantasy | Audio Drama | Thieves Guild | Full Cast
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 Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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Episodes
  • The Thieves Guild Friday Binge - Chapters 1-5

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge - Chapters 1-5
    Dec 6 2025
    This binge compilation contains 5 episodes.Episodes included:1. The Sword (December 01, 2025)2. The Drunk (December 02, 2025)3. The Captain of Three (December 03, 2025)4. The Betrayal (December 04, 2025)5. The Last Order (December 05, 2025)---Episode 1: The SwordWelcome to Season Five!!🎧 The Thieves Guild | Daily Epic Fantasy Audio DramaFrom Nebula nominee Jake Kerr comes a daily, full-cast audio serial following Ralan, a street rat turned Guildmaster, as he navigates civil war, political intrigue, and forgotten magic. This pulp-inspired epic weaves a tale of secret societies and ancient dragon lore into a rapidly expanding adventure.📍 Episode 1 and more information: https://podcastalchemy.studio/...━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━In his next step toward securing the guildmaster vote, Vesper confronts the battle-hardened Captain Torren of the Craft guards. Tension builds between the seasoned warrior and the graceful intruder who claims to hold the guild's future in his hands. What begins as a tense standoff in the guard barracks could reshape the balance of power in a city already teetering on the edge of chaos.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🔓 Love The Thieves Guild? Join our Supporter's Club for:✨ Ad-free episodes✨ Exclusive bonus content✨ Behind-the-scenes updates from showrunner Jake Kerr👉 Sign up here: https://www.spreaker.com/podca...Episode 2: The DrunkVesper's carefully constructed plan teeters on collapse as he tracks down George, the Captain of the Lower Quarter and the third piece of his rebellion against the Merchants Guild. The hunt leads him through abandoned guild halls and suspicious craftsmen to the Crooked Loom—a tavern built against the Great Wall where men drink to forget. What he finds isn't the leader he needs, but a broken man drowning in ale and despair, wearing a crooked captain's badge like a mockery of authority. With the steel secured and Bertram eliminated, Vesper's two-legged stool threatens to tip. Can a drunk hiding in the shadows be transformed into the ally he desperately needs, or has the Lower Quarter's captain given up for good?Episode 3: The Captain of ThreeRogers ventures beyond the city walls to meet Zavier, the Captain of the Fields—an isolated, aging guild officer starved for information from the Tower. Over sour cider and half-truths, Rogers carefully manipulates the old captain's frustrations, painting Ralan as a chaotic, incompetent leader while casting himself as the guild's true savior during the crisis. He omits crucial details about why communication ceased, weaponizing Zavier's isolation against the absent Guildmaster. As Rogers weaves his narrative of heroism and Ralan's failures, he secures another potential ally in his shadow campaign.Episode 4: The BetrayalRogers reveals the depth of Ralan's treachery to Zavier—the young guildmaster didn't just vote against his own captain, he abandoned the crippled Deputy Alard to rot in Polo's dungeon while courting their enemies. As morning light filters through Zavier's humble hut, Rogers transforms righteous anger into calculated action. The plan: bypass the Guildmaster entirely and call a council of Captains instead. In a guild built on loyalty and honor, what happens when those bonds shatter? The Thieves Guild stands on the precipice of civil war.Episode 5: The Last OrderRalan makes his decision and prepares to leave the Tower behind. With saddlebags packed and horses readied, he and Rebecca stand on the brink of their journey west. But first, Ralan must face Alard and reveal his plans to abandon his post as guildmaster. As dawn breaks over the awakening Tower, Ralan climbs the winding stairs to find his second-in-command buried in paperwork, unaware of the conversation that could change everything.Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience! Perfect for a weekend binge! ---If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.---Check out our other audiobook podcasts!Artifacts of the ArcaneA historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two. The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.ThursdayA cyberpunk VR thriller.No one can be trusted when nothing is real.---Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.comFollow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    47 mins
  • The Last Order

    The Last Order
    Dec 5 2025
    Ralan makes his decision and prepares to leave the Tower behind. With saddlebags packed and horses readied, he and Rebecca stand on the brink of their journey west. But first, Ralan must face Alard and reveal his plans to abandon his post as guildmaster. As dawn breaks over the awakening Tower, Ralan climbs the winding stairs to find his second-in-command buried in paperwork, unaware of the conversation that could change everything.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

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    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    10 mins
  • The Betrayal

    The Betrayal
    Dec 4 2025
    Rogers reveals the depth of Ralan's treachery to Zavier—the young guildmaster didn't just vote against his own captain, he abandoned the crippled Deputy Alard to rot in Polo's dungeon while courting their enemies. As morning light filters through Zavier's humble hut, Rogers transforms righteous anger into calculated action. The plan: bypass the Guildmaster entirely and call a council of Captains instead. In a guild built on loyalty and honor, what happens when those bonds shatter? The Thieves Guild stands on the precipice of civil war.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    5 mins
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